Don't be racist, be like Super Mario. He's an Italian plumber, created by Japanese people, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican.
Police Officer: "How high are you?"
Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"
Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeno business!
Son: "Mom can I get twenty bucks"
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money
Son: "Well isn't that what M.O.M stands for?"
Q: Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
A: He pasta way.
Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
A: Because he ate his food before it was cool.
Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!