Rejecting Pick Up Lines

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you before GLY

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Woman: Do you know what'd look good on you? Nothing !

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Boy: You know quickie has u And i together.
Girl: Too bad ugly starts with u.

Man: Your face must turn a few heads!
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs!

Man: Do you work at the Bakery, cause you have a nice set of buns.
Woman: Do you work at a Grocery store? Then why are you checking me out?

Man: What are you looken at?
Woman: Somethin ugly!

Man: What do math and my dick have in common?...They're both hard for you
Woman: You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult. I don't wanna solve your problems for you.

Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)
Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter." (I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.)

Man: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours

Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!

Man: Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual.
Woman: Did I call 411? Because that was way too much information!

Man: The thought of your pussy makes me horny.
Girl: Really? I don't think you've ever seen my cat.

Man: I can make your bed rock
Woman: No you can't I have a Tempurpedic

Guy: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
Girl: "No, but I did scrape my knees a couple times crawling up from hell."

Man: I've lost my phone number can I have yours?
Woman: Sure, my number is 911-8473 (works better if you write it down)

Man: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
Woman: Nah, it was plain bad luck!

Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland!
Woman: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!

Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!

Man: If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.
Woman: If your left leg was yoga and your right leg was cycling, I wouldn't be able to resist kickboxing between classes.

Man: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Woman: Okay, but would you stay there?

Old Man: "Where have you been all my life?"
Woman: "For the first half of it, I wasn't even born yet."

Man: "Wow, you're tall! How's the weather up there?"
Woman: "It's raining." and spit on him.

Man: Are those space pants.....
Woman: No!, They're softball pants because my ass is out of your league.

Man: Did you fall from heaven?
Woman: No But I'm an Angel and died fifteen years ago just like that pick up line.

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."

Man: "If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together."
Woman: "They got it right the first time with the N and O."

Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."

Man: xxAny Generic Pick Up Linexx
Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."

(If a girl insults you)
Hey, I may not be the prettiest guy in here, but Im the only one talking to you.

Girl: Sorry you 're not my type.
Man: I only want to get to know you, what has blood got to do with it.

If you are gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.

A man walks to a woman and says "Hey baby, do you know how I'd rearrange the alphabet?"
Then the woman sighs and says "You know what I would do?"
The man raises his brow and "What?"
The woman smiles and says "I would put U and I as far away from each other as possible!"

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