Spring Jokes

Short Spring Jokes

When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During Ape-ril showers!

Can February March?
No, but April May!

Why is everyone so tired on April 1?
Because they've just finished a long, 31 day March!

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

What flowers grow on faces?
Tulips (Two-lips)!

Why are trees very forgiving?
Because in the Fall they "Let It Go" and in the Spring they "turn over a new leaf".

Why is the letter A like a flower?
A bee (B) comes after it!

When do people start using their trampoline?

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A hot cross bunny

What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf.

What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

What does the Easter Bunny order at a Chinese Restaurant?
Hop Suey!

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny

What does the Easter Rabbit get for making a basket?
Two points just like everybody!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
June who?
"June know any good knock knock jokes?"
"June know how to tell knock-knock jokes?"

Spring Bar Jokes

Spring Fever
Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire.

Much to their relief she smiled and said, "Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper."

Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said: "First Question: Which tire was flat?"

Rose Garden
A slug said to his friend "Are we going to the garden to eat rose petals?"
The friend replied "Idiot! You ignorant fool! Roses are only born in spring and we are in winter."
To which the slug responded "I know! But we have to start the journey now if we want to get there in the spring."

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