NHL Jokes

Funny Hockey Jokes:

What's the difference between a hockey game and a boxing match?
In a hockey game, the fights are real.

Why don't hockey players drink tea?
Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.

Only shake hands with a hockey player cuzz other athletes play with their balls.

What's the difference between a fat chick and the Buffalo Sabres?
Even a fat chick scores every once in a while!

How did the blonde fisherman die?
He was ice fishing and got run over by the zamboni!

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