New Pick Up Lines

Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!

Is your name Katniss, cuz you're starting an uprising in MY district.

Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?

Do you like to vape? Cuz you take my breath away and its killing me.

I'm not your cell phone, but I still want to be touched by you every day.

Is there a magnet in your pants? (Why?) Cause I'm attracted to your buns of steel!

I can't play the guitar but i'll sure pluck your G String

"Excuse me miss, are you related to my keyboard? (No, Why?) "Cause you're just my type!"

Boy: Lets play the firetruck game!
Girl: How do you play?
Boy: I run my fingers up your legs and you say redlight when you want me to stop
Girl: Okay.... RED LIGHT!
Boy: Fire trucks don't stop for red lights!

Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

Stop being pre-paid and give me a minute

Anyone can sit here and buy you drinks. I want to buy you dinner!

Are you an aspirin because I'd like to take you every 4 to 6 hours

There are a lot of fish in the sea, but your the only one I'd like to mount and take back to my place

Excuse me are you hiring? I heard you have an opening you need filled.

Levi's should pay your ass a royalty.

"Your name must be winter because you're about to be coming."

Do you know the difference between you and the new iphone? The new iphone costs $700 and your priceless.

What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper

Do you like parties? Because you can climb up my pants and have a ball!

"Is your name homework? 'Cause I'm not doing you, but I should be."

I'm not Charmin, but I'd be all up in that booty....

If you were vanilla ice cream and I was hot caramel, I'd pour myself all over you

Here is $30. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.

You know how your hair would look really good? [No.] In my lap. are like a tall glass of water. And im telling youuuu str8 up im thirsty.

If you were a word on a peice of paper you would read (fine print)

Hey baby, how about we go back to your place to Netflix and chill.

I have a pen you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities.

Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.

kissing is a language of love....... so how bout a conversation?

How'd you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitter you with my Yahoo until I Google on your FaceBook?

If you were a laser you'd be set to stunning.

Baby, your lips are like candy and im the fat kid

Hey girl you got a father? ....Want a daddy?

If I said you had a beautiful body , would you hold it against me?

There aren't enough "O"'s in the word "smooth" to describe how smooth you are.

Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy

Baby I want to wear you like a pair of sun glasses, one leg over each ear.

You're in a relationship, im in a relationship but that doesn't mean we can't have relations

You must be a ship you've always been on my radar

If your lips were a plug could mine be the switch.

Is your address in the middle of the equator because you're so hot!

If a blade of grass was sexy, then baby youd be a field.

I'm not a big fan of your last name but don't worry, I can change that.

If fine was a felony you'd be on death row.

Motion your finger to a girl to get her to come your way.
When she arrives say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum."

You owe me money!! (Why?) because you've been living in my heart and not payin rent

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I don't even own a car.

(for an overweight person)"Hey baby, do you want to put the love in these handles?"

Am I in the woods cuz your a fox

The only thing I want between our relationship is latex

"How about you come live in my heart and pay no rent?

What's the name of your perfume? "Catch of the Day?"

I would like to be a jeweler so I can appreciate a diamond like you every day.

Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses?

When your mother says she wants the best for you, she's referring to me.

If you were a car, I'd wax and ride you all over town

Excuse me for interupting, and im not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country if youre packing that much ass.

Hey, I lost my gun holester can I use yours?

Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!

Cute smile...Is that the only thing you can do with those lips?

God almost didn't make you. He was afraid the angels would get jealous.

Starlight, starbright why don't you come home with me tonight!

Hi, I'm an fine art appraiser and your ass is priceless!

You must be a parking ticket because you got fine written all over you

If Santa Claus comes down your chimney, and puts you in his sack, dont worry because I wanted you for christmas

I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.

If your left leg was thanksgiving and your right leg was christmas can I come see you between the holidays.

You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.


See that girl over there (if yes) shes likes nails. I sure hope you prefer screws cuz I can give you alot!

Is your body a map? Cause I love to travel!

Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?

Hey I am a wrestler, let me take you down.

Lets go behind a rock and get a little boulder!!

Are you the Ocean? Cause you make me want to dive in.

Be unique and different, just say yes.

You look so sweet your giving me a toothache.

Hey you realise that my mouth can generate over 3000 rpm?

If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

Love is the answer... but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

Smile if you want to sleep with me then watch the victim try to hold back her smile...

If I filp a coin what are my chances of getting head?

Let's go behind that rock, and get a little boulder.

Your like my little toe: small, cute and I'm going to bang you on my Coffee table later on.

Am I pleased to see you or did I just put a canoe in my pocket

You must work in a library because you just increased my circulation!

Didn't I see you in Girls Gone Wild?

You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.

Hey there you look good, how many guys do i have to wait behind?

Do you have bones? (Yeah) Then we already have 207 things in common.

Hey ,they call me coffee cause I grind so fine

What's wrong? You're looking a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some Vitamin me.

Haven't we met before?... I'm not too good with names but i'm awesome with numbers.

If a kiss was a snow flake I would send you a snow storm

Your name must be mickey, cause you so fine. (In reference to One Hit Wonder Song by Toni Basil)

Nice pants...can i test the zipper?

I know hello in 6 different languages, which one do you want me to use in the morning?

Can i get your football jersey (what?) you know your name and number

If I put my key in your ignition will it turn you on?

I need to make a citizens arrest against you, cause it's a crime to be that fine!

Your like Cigarettes, adictive as hell

Did you brush your teeth this morning or do I need to taste them to find out?

Did you just take a shower or is it me that's making you wet?

I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to u, the PRETTY WOMAN

(for an overweight person)"Hey baby, do you want to put the love in these handles?"

Do u have a boyfriend? Well, when u want a MANfriend, give me a call.

Hey baby, are you a tsunami? Cause you can rock my boat all night long.

Wow I must be good at darts because I hit a bullseye with you

Damn Girl, your about to make the rocket in my pants blast off!

Have you ever slid down a rail, She says "no" would you like to slide down mine.

Girl, your so hot, I need oven mitts!

Hi, my name is Doug. Backwards, it's god with a little bit of U wrapped around it.

We're both fine specimans lets say we go make some more

Could you step away from the bar? your making all the ice melt

do you have an extendo ladder? because the first wall you put between us was to high for my regular ladder.

Hey Baby. My underwear is completly stretched out. You know what that means.

Drop a packet of sugar on the floor next to the girl you are after. Pick it up and say "I'm sorry, but I think you dropped your nametag!"

Wanna try and Australian kiss? (what's that?) It's like a French kiss...only down under!

Hey you free for dinner, because I have a private chef who makes a mean breakfast in bed.....You see where I'm going with this? (Works better if you actually do have a private chef)

Are you a drummer, because you seem to know the beat of my heart.

Hey, you owe me a drink. I dropped mine when you walked past.

Are you a boxer?? (No) Well how about you get on your knees and give me two blows to the head?

Did you ever realize screw rhymes with me and you?

Are you an alien cause you have just abducted my heart

I'd buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the straw

Did you wash your clothes in windex? Cause i can see myself in your pants

Excuse me, do you have a quarter? (No,why?) Well cause I told my girlfriend I'd call her when I found someone better

Lets play circus, first sit on my face i'll guess ur weight and i'll eat the difference

Do you have a cellphone in your back pocket(why?) Cause yo booty been callin me alllll dayyyy

throw a packet of sugar and say..... excuse me miss you dropped your nametag

Excuse me I think you droped something (when she asks what?) "My Jaw"

Since beauty is only skin deep, your body has no insides...

They say apples don't fall far from the tree, so that must mean your mom's hot too

Girl do you have a fever cause you sure look hot !

I think I saw a picture of you once, I saw it in the dictionary, it was right next to the word "KABLAAM"

Do you like punani .. because I would like 2 eat sum!

Hey, I just got my room soundproofed. Would you like to go test it out?

Are you a lightswitch? Why? Cause you really turn me on

I like my coffee just like I like my women with (extra sugar, black, etc)

You wanna play pool I'll shoot my balls in your holes

Hey baby, is your name Daisy? Becuase i have the urge to plant you right here.

It may be a needle, but it works like a sewing machine

Are you a speeding ticket? Cause you got fine written all over you

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

Is that shirt (those pants) mad of camel skin?(no, why?) cuz i noticed the humps

Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularily nice weather."

Is there a magnet in here cuz baby I'm attracted to You.

I saw you from across the room, and I fainted, and hit my head. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance reasons

Hey do you want to play Pearl Harbor. if yea. it is where I sit back and you blow the hell out of me

Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours

You know what would look good on

Were you standing by the fire? (why) cause your hair is on fire

You so fine I'd bite yo toe nails and drink yo bath water.

Do you like milk? Cause you have it around your lips

(two girls are talking to each other) interupt them saying "hello ladies i don't mean to come between you... or do I?

are your parents terrorists? Cause you're the bomb

Hey do you have an extinguisher cause your on FIRE!

Excuse me...Hi, I'm writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.

Are you a high jumper because u make my bar go up.

Are you going to the BBQ (What BBQ?) My meat in your grill

Wanna make like scarface and say hello to my little friend

The only vowels I need are U and I

Do you need a napkin? because you look DIRTY!!!

are you a pirate? {she replies no why?} cause i am diggin your booty.. (or chest)...

Baby, you give the sun a reason to SHINE.

Do you have 10 cents cause from here you look like a dime

You have monkey wrench eyes, everytime I look into them my nuts tighten

"If I was naked, holding some pie and ice cream, would that still be dessert? or would I?"

I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?

Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Will you let me be the sun and warm that cold shoulder your giving me.



Do you know where the nearest insane assylum is? Because baby, without you I'm going crazy.

I will be a Dixie Chick and you be my cowboy... now take me away!

Girl do you take karate because your body is kicking.

Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!

Hey babe, can I have your number? I think it'll look better in my pocket than in your head.

"That shirt is becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too."

Is your last name pepper cause your SMOKIN!

hey baby wanna see the pot of gold at the end of my rainbow

Can I use your phone to call God & I need to tell him 1 of his angels are missing

You have something on your ass..what? eyes.

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated.

Man.... Christmas must have come early this year because you where first on my Christmas list.

(boy)wanna play titanic:(girl)yeah:(boy) when i say iceberg you go down

Are you THE MATRIX, casue I'M THE ONE.

If Beauty was a crime, you'd get the death penalty.

If i filp a coin what are my chances of getting head?

Hey you know what(what) you remind me of homework (why) because your always ready to be done

Do you have a paper towel cuz I get dirty lookin at you!

If you were my deck I would take out the nails and screw you.

Before you put that outfit on they were just clothes, But with you in it.. it is a fashion statment.

Was your Father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.

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