Brand Name Pick Up Lines

Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious

Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of KFC!

Can I double stuff your Oreo?

Do you like Kelloggs? (yes) Wanna frost my flakes?

You must be the owner of burger king..because your giving it to me the way i like it!

Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

Starbucks believes that their concept would be complete if You agreed to have coffee with me...

Girl... your like Mastercard... seeing you is pricless

Do you like Wendys? Well I'm sure you'll like it Wendys nuts slide across your face.

I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.

How'd you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitter you with my Yahoo until I Google on your FaceBook?

I have 4 words for you "Hol I Day Inn".

Hey is your last name Chilli's cause I can see myself chewin those babybacks

Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.

Do you work at Dicks? Cuz your sporting the goods!

Do you like Pizza Hut? Cause I'll stuff your crust.

Did you just come from KFC, cause your have thighs and breasts just gave me a drumstick.

I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?

Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!

This Dick a rental car company.....It Hertz

You remind me of a green bottle. Cuz I wanna Mount and Do you!

I want to run my Hot Wheel around everyone of your curves!

 Have you been eating Cocoa Puffs? cuz I'm goin cookoo for you

How about I dip my Wild Wings in your Buffalo sauce?

I don't need Apple Maps to get lost in your eyes.

Girl are you my new iPhone? Cause I can't stop staring at you in public.

If you were a pair of adidas sneakers, I'd, uh, like, really be into adidas sneakers!

I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter!!

"I'll be the Burger King, and you'll be the Dairy Queen... You treat me right, and I'll do it your way."

If you were any sweeter, there'd be a Wanted poster for you down at Mrs Fields

I want you more then a Hagen-Daas on a hot summer day.

I just ate a bag of skittles want to taste the rainbow?

I play real life dyslexic monopoly because I know my way around a broad.

Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.

Girl, I'm an American Express lover... you shouldn't go home without me.

Do you like Wendy's.. Cause your going to love wendys balls slap against yo face

Hey you thirsty, cause I can give you the Sunny-D

Hey baby, how about we go back to your place to Netflix and chill.

Do you work at FedEx? Because I'd let you handle my package.

I spilled skittles down my pants. Do you want to taste the rainbow?

Damn...."Levis should pay you royalties."

My names not ELMo, but you can tickle me anyways!

Baby, you make me want to Netflix and Chill all day long.

Are you a bottle of Coke cause you open my happiness

Are you from Tim Hortons, because you smell fresh?

If you were a Porsche, I'd wax and ride you all over town

Mario is Red. Sonic is blue. Press start to join and be my player 2.

Why pay $5 when you can't get this footling for free

What's the difference between a boner and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini right now

Are you from Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

Are those Guess jeans? 'Cause guess who wants to get into 'em.

Excuse me? Do you work at Little Ceasars? Cuz Ur Hot And I'm Ready.

I'll slime you so good you'll think your on Nickelodeon

Call me Mountain Dew, 'cause when we hang we'll have a Baja Blast.

Don't you work at Hooters?

You must work at subway...cause you`re givin` me a foot long.

Baby your so sweet you would put Hershey's out of business

Levi's should pay you a royalty.

Shaped like a coke bottle and the face of a model.

Can I stick my hot pocket in your easy bake oven

Hi my name is pogo. Would you like to jump on my stick?

If sexy were an Oreo. you would be double stuffed

Is your name country crock, cause you can spread for me anytime.

Do you work at Home Depot? (No) Because you sure are giving me wood.

I've got Skittles in my mouth , want to taste the rainbow?

Your nickname must be Ronald McDonald because I'm loving you.

(Guy) My name is Hostess...Because I have the cream filling

You know I live a Magnum Lifestyle

I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.

I'll be your can beat me all night long!

Girl you're sweet as candy, can I taste u "Now And Later"

Girl your so sweet you put hershy's out of business.

Is your daddy the owner of Wendy's because you make me want to eat great even late!

Your like 7 11 everyone gets a slurp and i think its my turn

I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.

Do you work at Mcdonalds? Cause I was wondering if I could get a fry with that shake.

Is that an iPod mini in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.

I have a bunch of Klondike bars back at my place.

What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper

Damn baby is your body from McDonalds?(No Why?) Because "I'm Lovin' It"

You remind me of a pokemon, cuz I'd like to PEEKACHU!

"Girl if You Were A Dodge truck, I'd Ram You."

Baby I might not be a Doritos Locos Taco but, I sure will spice up your night.

You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.

If sexy were an oreo, you'd be double stuffed!

You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!

Are you the maker of frosted flakes because you look gggggreat

Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

I may be hung like a tic-tac, but I'll leave your breath minty fresh!

You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!

Are you McDonalds? 'Cause you're going straight to my thighs.

You think chewbacca's hairy?....Wait 'til you see my wookie.

I wish I were Winnie the Pooh so I could stick my nose in your honey jar.

Let's make like fabric softener and Snuggle.

Are you a frito cause your really corny

Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind

Damn girl! have you been eating Lucky Charms?(why?) because you`re looking magically delicious!

Do you like hamburgers? cuz i'll go in-n-out of you!

Is your body from mcdonalds? Cuz im lovin it

Are you a meal at mcdonalds? If you were you would be a mchottie

I may not be Dairy Queen, baby, but I'll treat you right!

Girl, I got more game than a Xbox 360!

If life was a Tivo, I would rewind you and play you over and over.

Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.

Baby your what makes Campbell soup mmm good.

My name is pogo. Would you like to jump on my stick?

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