Food Pick Up Lines

Gurl, you remind me of a box of chocolates.....(Why?) Cause I want to take your top off.

Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.

You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.

I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking?

Anyone can sit here and buy you drinks. I want to buy you dinner!

Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious

I love the way you butter on a bald monkey.

Excuse me? Do you work at Little Ceasars? Cuz Ur Hot And I'm Ready.

You must work at subway...cause you`re givin` me a foot long.

I want you more then a Hagen-Daas on a hot summer day.

You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.

Do you sell hot dogs? Because you know how to make a wiener stand.

Now what's on the menu? Me-n-u

Do you like Pizza Hut? Cause I want to stuff your crust.

Are you spaghetti cause I want you to meat my balls.

Do you live in a corn field? Cause I'm stalking you!

You're like my favorite candy bar, half sweet, half nuts.

Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda. Life would be feta if we were togetha. We'll be grate.

I always read the Menu, because there is always me and you

How about I dip my Wild Wings in your Buffalo sauce?

If only I were that wine you are drinking, because then I would already be inside of you.

Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of KFC!

Boy if you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber

Are you going to the BBQ (What BBQ?) My meat in your grill

Gurl, you should sell hot dogs. Because you already know how to make a weiner stand.

Your so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.

I'm going to make you breakfast...Omellete you suck this dick.

"Girl your a peach, and I could eat a peach for hours"

It is easier to describe the taste of water than my feelings for you.

Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.

Are you a raisin? cus your a raisin my dick.

"I'll be the Burger King, and you'll be the Dairy Queen... You treat me right, and I'll do it your way."

Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.

I know I'm not on your grocery list but I'm checking you out.

Are you a meal at mcdonalds? If you were you would be a mchottie

Are you an Ice Cream? Because I'm gonna taste you.

Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

Let me be a chicken nugget. and take a dip in yo sauce.

Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life

Did you just come from KFC, cause your have thighs and breasts just gave me a drumstick.

Can I double stuff your Oreo?

Do you like Kelloggs? (yes) Wanna frost my flakes?

Baby I might not be a Doritos Locos Taco but, I sure will spice up your night.

Are you McDonalds? 'Cause you're going straight to my thighs.

Do you drink tea often because I need a tea bag.

Do you like seafood? Wanna taste of these muscles?

Gurl, your thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.

I must be allergic to nuts, but there's no way you are.

I bet your Sugar, and spice and everything nice.

I heard you like Tofu, Me too but only with a ck at the end.

If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?

Do you like Jalapenos?...Because in a minute imma be jalapeno pu**y.

Can I have a waffle cone, and 2 scoops of you.

If you were a potato I would totally mash you

I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream.

Are you a hamburger pattie cause dat ass is juicy.

I do not fancy wines, I prefer moans

I like my women like I like my doughnuts... HOT and HOLY!

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

I'd like to be the ice cream that melts in your mouth.

Do you like Alphabet soup...Cause you gonna be choking on the D

Damn girl, you sure know how to farm! Cause' you are growing my stalk!

Do you like Wendy's.. Cause your going to love wendys balls slap against yo face

Do you like Hibachi?, Hibachi drop them panties and get on deez nutz

Are you a donut because I'd just love to eat your hole.

I'm not good at cooking, so lets go out sometime!

Are you from Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

Are you a burger cuz i'd slap those buns.

Do you like milk? Cause you have it around your lips

Can I reheat my egg roll in your microwave?

Do you like BBQs, cause I'm gunna slap my meat across your grill

Do you have any raisins? (no...) How about a date?

So do you like stawberries or blueberries? [choose one] cause i need to know what kind of pancakes to order you in the morning.

You want mexican food tonite? 'cause I want to eat your taco

You remind me of fast food because I want to take you out, and then eat you in my car.

Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth creamy and easy to spread.

Hey baby, do you want to get lunch or do you want to be lunch?

Do you like chocolate, cause your gonna choke alot on this dick

Are you a In-n-Out burger joint ? Because I'll eat you In-n-Out

If your lips are vodka, then I want to get wasted.

Oh are you cravin Pizza, cause I'll gladly give you a pizz a this dick

They call me Dr. Grape...The G is silent

Baby I love you like a fat man loves pie!

"Do you like Bacon? Wanna strip?"

If sexy were an Oreo. you would be double stuffed

Do you like Smores?, well how about s'more of this dick up you a**

I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.

My gender is pizza, because everybody wants a slice of me.

Girl your like a candy bar half nuts n half sweet!

Can you pass the coffee and sugar becaue you just made me cream in my pants

Here let me lick the honey off those buns!!

Do you like pudding? Cause in a minute I'll be pudding this dick in yo mouth

If you were a steak you would be well done.

Do you like Cool Whip, cause its gonna be Cool to whip this dick in yo face

Girl you're sweet as candy, can I taste u "Now And Later"

Baby Your The Meat And In The Meat Tenderiser, Your About To Get Pounded.

Hey baby lets play a fruity game... I pop your cherry with my banana

Baby you are the jam in my jelly roll.

If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

Your legs are like an Oreo cookie, I want to spread them and eat the good stuff in the middle.

Hey ,they call me coffee cause I grind so fine

You eat Ramen Noodles, well I'll be Ramen my noodle in you later

Do you like Wendys? Well I'm sure you'll like it Wendys nuts slide across your face.

I heard you like Assorted Nuts, well sit back as I sort these nuts in yo mouth

I wanna open your bread basket and eat a BOLOGNA sandwich.

I'll treat you like my milk, girl, I will spoil you.

Have you ever stuck a hot dog through a donut? Do you want to?

Would you like to come back to my place and eat cereal and watch cartoons?

Your a smart cookie can I eat you?

I might not be 8 inches but this banana is still worth peeling.

Hey baby can I fry my steak in your hot sizzling grill?

Do you want fries with that shake!

Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one.

Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! D'ya wanna do lunch?

Hey you thirsty, cause I can give you the Sunny-D

I like my women, like I like my ice cream, fat free and dripping down my fingers

I have a bunch of Klondike bars back at my place.

You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!

Baby Drop That Chicken Dinner And Get With A Winner..

(Guy) My name is Hostess...Because I have the cream filling

I'm a stud muffin baby, why don't you take a bite?

Are you a pancake? Because your flipping sexy.

If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.

Do you like cherries? If not can I have yours?

I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.

Hey, you have a lovely bunch of coconuts.

Are you the Hostess? Cause I want you to suck my Twinkie.

Do you like Krispy Kreme, cause I'm gonna glaze your donut.

They say apples don't fall far from the tree, so that must mean your mom's hot too

(If Italian) Baby do you like Italian food? (if yes) then come back to my place and Ill let you try the sausage.

I'm like chocolate pudding, I may not look that good but I taste great

You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.

I'll have the chicken breast hold the chicken.

I'd take you to the bakery but theres nothing sweeter than you

Do you like hot dogs girl? cause I'd put my weiner between those buns

Is your daddy the owner of Wendy's because you make me want to eat great even late!

Your like 7 11 everyone gets a slurp and i think its my turn

Are you a banana? 'Cause you're so apPEELing

You can call me Taco Truck, cause I'm big and always looking for a parking spot.

Are you a frito cause your really corny

Damn girl! have you been eating Lucky Charms?(why?) because you`re looking magically delicious!

Wanna see how my cookie crumbles?

Damn baby is your body from McDonalds?(No Why?) Because "I'm Lovin' It"

I wanna butter your toast and eat you for breakfast.

I'm German, do you want to see my weinerschnitzel?

Do you like meat? Cause you'll be eating some tonight.

Honey, are you a coffee? 'Cause you wake up my senses.

Do you want to make a burger? I'll bring the beef, you bring the buns.

You look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

Hey I don't work at Subway, but I bet you can handle my foot long.

Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

I have something for you that is big, hard, and has cum in it. (pull out a cucumber) are like a tall glass of water. And im telling youuuu str8 up im thirsty.

I heard you like DIM SUM, well you gonna take this dick and DIM SUM more.

How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!

How do you like you eggs in the morning? scrambled or fertilized!

Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! Well in that case, D'ya wanna do lunch?

Come on baby, sex is like pizza: Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.

Is your daddy Tony The Tiger (Frosted Flakes) because you look gggggreat

Do like meat and ass? Can i stick my meat in ur ass

Hey babe, how about a pizza and some sex? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, you don't like pizza?

Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?

Do you like hamburgers? cuz i'll go in-n-out of you!

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