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Yo Mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo momma's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook
Yo Mama's so fat, it took Thanos two snaps to kill her.
Yo mama so nasty she looks like an ogre and smells like puss in boots
Yo mama so fat, everytime she walks she does the harlem shake
Yo momma so fat, they used Google Earth for her school photo.
Yo mama's like the Pillsbury dough boy.... everybody pokes her.
Yo momma is so poor she created a gmail account just so she can eat the spam
Yo mama so fat I asked her about the M.O.B. tattoo on her arm
"Money Over Bitches?"
She said "No, Mcdonalds Over Burger King"
Yo momma so fat she sued Xbox 360 for guessing her weight
Yo mama is so ugly that even Scooby Doo couldn't solve that mystery.
Yo momma is poor when I sat on a skateboard she said (get of my family van)
Yo mama so stupid, her teacher told her to get out a pen and paper, and she got out a hen and raped her.
your moms like a bowling ball she gets picked up fingered thrown in the gutter and still comes back for more!
Yo mama so stupid, she tripped over a WIRELESS network!
Yo mama so fat when she sat on a dollar bill she squeezed a booger out of George Washingtons nose
Yo Momma so fat, I bumped into her and said "Sorry, my mistake." And she said "Did you just say steak?!"
Yo mama so ugly she had to trick or treat over the phone
Yo mama so ugly her birth certificate was an apology from the condom factory
Yo mama so fat she has two watches one for each time zone she's in.
Yo Mama's so dirty, the roaches wrote her an eviction notice.
Yo mamas like humpty dumpty first she gets humped then she gets dumped
Yo mama is like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama's mouth is so big that she speaks in surround sound.
Yo Mama So Fat she has mass whether the Higgs Boson exists or not.
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPad and turned it into a Flat Screen TV
Yo momma is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices
Yo mama so stupid I told her to do the robot.....and now R2D2 has AIDS
Yo mama so fat if she had a porn name it would be Krispy Kreme.
Yo momma is so ugly when she looks in the mirror Bloody Mary goes away
Yo momma so ugly her bodywash is CLR: Calcium, Lime, and Rust
Yo mama so old they moved her out of the retirement home and in to the museum.
yo momma so dumb she put paper on the tv ad called it paper view
Yo mama is so fat, it took 3 years for Nationwide to get on her side.
Yo mommas chest so hairy her titties look like coconuts.
That awkward moment when you make a "yo momma" joke to a sibling.
If you eat twinkies it's a proven fact yo momma was a Ho-Ho
Yo mama so fat she went to Mcdonalds and they had to call Wendys for backup.
Yo mama's legs are like the library, they're always open to the public.
Friend: "Dude yo mama jokes are weak."
Boy: "I made yo momma weak last night."
Yo Mama so hairy when you're baby brother was born he died of rug burn.
It only takes 2 words to piss somebody off... "Yo Momma"
Yo mama`s lips so big, chapstick had to invent a spray
Yo mama so stupid she got fired from a blow job
Yo mama so old she went to an antique store and they wouldn't let her leave.
Yo mama so fat that when she fell down the stairs, I wasn't laughing but the stairs were cracking up.
Yo mamma is so stupid she gave birth to you on the I-75 because she heard thats where accidents happen.
yo mama so ugly when she lookes in the mirror Micheal Jackson sings beat it.
If you want my come back you'll have to scrape it off your moms teeth
yo mama so fat she's a Whale of a good time