Funny Football Jokes:
When Deon Sanders asked Papa John how many toppings he could have, Papa John said "You can pick six."
How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to change a tire?
One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up
What does an Carolina Panthers fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?
He turns off the PlayStation 3.
How do football players spend the first week of training camp?
Studying the Miranda Rights.