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Q: What is a superhero's favorite part of the joke?
A: The "punch" line! 

Q: Where's Spiderman's home page?
A: On the world wide web. 

Q: What's the difference between Batman and a robber?
A: Batman can go into a store without robin!!

Q: When did Anakin Skywalker become evil?
A: In the sith grade!

Q: Whats the difference between Green Lantern and a unicorn?
A: Nothing,theyre both fictional characters

Q: What is Superman's greatest weakness?
A: A bucking horse.

Q: What is Doc Ock's favorite month?
A: Ock-tober.

Q: What is Spider-Man's favorite month?
A: Web-ruary. 

Q: What superhero uses public transportation?
A: Bus Lightyear! 

Q: What is a superhero's favorite drink?
A: Fruit punch!

Q: How many caped crusaders does it take to change a light-bulb?
A: None. They like the dark. 

Q: What position did Bruce Wayne play on his little-league team?
A: He was the bat-boy. 

Q: How does Batman's mother call him to dinner?
A: (tune of 1960's theme) Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner Batman!!! 

Q: Why did Bruce's date go badly?
A: Because he has BAT breath! 

Q: What does Batgirl wear to bed?
A: Her Dark Knight gown! 

Q: What did Superman say when he married two Women on the same day?
A: "That's mighty bigamy!" 

Q: What did Lex Luthor say when he did the same thing, then killed the women?
A: "That's awful bigamy!" 

Q: What would you find in Superman's bathroom?
A: Superbowl. 

Q: What do you get if you cross the man of steel with a hot vegetable broth?
A: Souperman! 

Q. "What did Doc Ock drive to the bank?"
A. "An armoured car!" 

Q: How did Dr. Otto Octavius present his new project?
A: Energetically!


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