Q: What is a superhero's favorite part of the joke?
A: The "punch" line!
Q: Where's Spiderman's home page?
A: On the world wide web.
Q: What's the difference between Batman and a robber?
A: Batman can go into a store without robin!!
Q: When did Anakin Skywalker become evil?
A: In the sith grade!
Q: Whats the difference between Green Lantern and a unicorn?
A: Nothing,theyre both fictional characters
Q: What is Superman's greatest weakness?
A: A bucking horse.
Q: What is Doc Ock's favorite month?
Q: What is Spider-Man's favorite month?
Q: What superhero uses public transportation?
A: Bus Lightyear!
Q: What is Thor's favorite food?
Q: What is a superhero's favorite drink?
A: Fruit punch!
Q: How many caped crusaders does it take to change a light-bulb?
A: None. They like the dark.
Q: What position did Bruce Wayne play on his little-league team?
A: He was the bat-boy.
Q: How does Batman's mother call him to dinner?
A: (tune of 1960's theme) Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner Batman!!!
Q: Why did Bruce's date go badly?
A: Because he has BAT breath!
Q: Who is the sassiest supervillain?
Q: What does Batgirl wear to bed?
A: Her Dark Knight gown!
Q: What did Superman say when he married two Women on the same day?
A: "That's mighty bigamy!"
Q: What did Lex Luthor say when he did the same thing, then killed the women?
A: "That's awful bigamy!"
Q: What would you find in Superman's bathroom?
Q: What do you get if you cross the man of steel with a hot vegetable broth?
Q. "What did Doc Ock drive to the bank?"
A. "An armoured car!"
Q: How did Dr. Otto Octavius present his new project?
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The Flash Jokes
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