Wonder Woman Jokes

Q: What does Diana wear on a date?
A: A Wonder Bra

Q: What did Wonder Woman say to Spider Man?
A: "Don't bug me."

Q: What do you call it when Wonder Woman breaks wind?
A: An invisible "jet."

Q: What is Wonder Womans favorite part of a joke?
A: The "punch" line!

Q: Why can't Wonder Woman drive a car?
A: Because she's a woman.

Q: Why did Wonder Woman refuse to date Mr. Freeze?
A: He gave her the cold shoulder.

Q: Why did Wonder Woman stop checking her email?
A: Her inbox was loaded with Spamazons.

Q: What is Wonder Womans favorite book?
A: Alice in Wonderland!

Q: What is Wonder Womans favorite drink?
A: Fruit punch!

Q: Why did Wonder Woman flush the toilet?
A: Because it was his duty!

Q: What's the difference between Wonder Woman and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters

Q: Why is Wonder Woman stupid?
A: Because she wears a belt on her head.

Q: What does Wonder Woman put in her beverages?
A: Just ice.

Remember the TV show "Wonder Woman?" Do you know why she was called "Wonder Woman?"
Because we wondered what she was going to do next.

Superman was feeling bored after a long break of crime fighting & wanted to go out & party so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club & pick up some girls.

Batman said Robin was ill & he had to look after him.

A little disappointed, Superman called Green Lantern to see if wanted to grab a couple of beers. Green Lantern told him he had a date with Catwoman.

As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonder woman's apartment to see If she was free.

As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonder Woman naked on the bed with her legs open.

Superman thought to himself "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I could be in there, have sex & out again before she knew what was happening."

So Superman did his super thing in a split second & flies off happily.

Meanwhile on the bed, Wonder woman said "Did you hear anything?"

"NO"! said the Invisible Man, "But my ass hurts like hell!"

Four Corners
There is a big room with four corners.
In the first corner, you find Superman.
In the second corner you find Batman.
In the third corner you find Wonder Woman.
And in the fourth corner you find an extremely intelligent, 100% natural blonde woman with an amazing ultra-thin magazine-model figure.
In the center of the room there is a pot of gold.
Q:Who gets to the pot of gold first?

A: None, because none of these characters exist.

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