I Could Have Been Yo Daddy Jokes
Funny Yo Momma Jokes Submissions:
Yo Mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
submitted by: KuriousM
Yo momma's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook
submitted by: erikm98
Yo mama so nasty she looks like an ogre and smells like puss in boots
submitted by: awesomehoss99
Yo mama so fat, everytime she walks she does the harlem shake
submitted by: malcomlittle2880
Yo momma so fat, they used Google Earth for her school photo.
submitted by: davejavu1984
Yo mama's like the Pillsbury dough boy.... everybody pokes her.
submitted by: blythe2132
Yo momma is so poor she created a gmail account just so she can eat the spam
submitted by: kaelanlee
Yo mama so fat I asked her about the M.O.B. tattoo on her arm
"Money Over Bitches?"
She said "No, Mcdonalds Over Burger King"
submitted by: dantethomas
Yo momma so fat she sued Xbox 360 for guessing her weight
submitted by: samyagirl
Yo mama is so ugly that even Scooby Doo couldn't solve that mystery.
submitted by: Linneybear
Yo momma is poor when I sat on a skateboard she said (get of my family van)
submitted by: zomitch
Yo mama so stupid, her teacher told her to get out a pen and paper, and she got out a hen and raped her.
submitted by: ilovejohnnydeppp
your moms like a bowling ball she gets picked up fingered thrown in the gutter and still comes back for more!
submitted by: angie_87_f
Yo mama so stupid, she tripped over a WIRELESS network!
submitted by: rickyrassool
Yo mama so fat when she sat on a dollar bill she squeezed a booger out of George Washingtons nose
submitted by: jbent785
Yo Momma so fat, I bumped into her and said "Sorry, my mistake." And she said "Did you just say steak?!"
submitted by: williamprokup
Yo mama so ugly she had to trick or treat over the phone
submitted by: deerboocap
Yo mama so ugly her birth certificate was an apology from the condom factory
submitted by: darneloverstreet
Yo mamas so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.
submitted by: cjb10798
Yo mama so fat she has two watches one for each time zone she's in.
submitted by: alexpatty712
Yo Mama's so dirty, the roaches wrote her an eviction notice.
submitted by: dirtysouth_southboy
Yo mamas like humpty dumpty first she gets humped then she gets dumped
submitted by: tylerborst27
Yo mama is like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.
submitted by: carmen
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
submitted by: haywage
Yo mama's mouth is so big that she speaks in surround sound.
submitted by: demaryius89
Yo Mama So Fat she has mass whether the Higgs Boson exists or not.
submitted by: mad_jesuit
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPad and turned it into a Flat Screen TV
submitted by: pittpens1997
Yo momma is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices
submitted by: twinb99
Yo mama so stupid I told her to do the robot.....and now R2D2 has AIDS
submitted by: jackie2121
Yo mama so fat if she had a porn name it would be Krispy Kreme.
submitted by: nbille
Yo momma is so ugly when she looks in the mirror Bloody Mary goes away
submitted by: maripesta
Yo momma so ugly her bodywash is CLR: Calcium, Lime, and Rust
submitted by: slimjumpin
Yo mama so old they moved her out of the retirement home and in to the museum.
submitted by: cadwallader.alex
yo momma so dumb she put paper on the tv ad called it paper view
submitted by: tommyschenkman
Yo mama is so fat, it took 3 years for Nationwide to get on her side.
submitted by: alfredzt
Yo mommas chest so hairy her titties look like coconuts.
submitted by: yreese
That awkward moment when you make a "yo momma" joke to a sibling.
submitted by: kmichelle
If you eat twinkies it's a proven fact yo momma was a Ho-Ho
submitted by: kward10
Yo mama's legs are like the library, they're always open to the public.
submitted by: Puddles3522
Friend: "Dude yo mama jokes are weak."
Boy: "I made yo momma weak last night."
submitted by: Marcitos
Yo Mama so hairy when you're baby brother was born he died of rug burn.
submitted by: ChinaDoll56
It only takes 2 words to piss somebody off... "Yo Momma"
submitted by: Zaynee
Yo mama`s lips so big, chapstick had to invent a spray
submitted by: caseyjoesetzer
Yo mama so stupid she got fired from a blow job
submitted by: CocoaLegacy
Yo mama so kind, I broke her hip, I ate her muffins, I smashed her lamp, and and I deleted her favorite show (Doc.Mcstuffins) and she did not seem to mind.
Yo mama so old she went to an antique store and they wouldn't let her leave.
submitted by: brendanratc
Yo mama so fat that when she fell down the stairs, I wasn't laughing but the stairs were cracking up.
submitted by: 21jtanner
Yo mamma is so stupid she gave birth to you on the I-75 because she heard thats where accidents happen.
submitted by: Jasongalibert123321
yo mama so ugly when she lookes in the mirror Micheal Jackson sings beat it.
submitted by: damareonbyrd
If you want my come back you'll have to scrape it off your moms teeth
submitted by: jonathen51
yo mama so fat she's a Whale of a good time
submitted by: kee0315