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    Funny Yo Momma Jokes Submissions:

    Yo Mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.

    submitted by: KuriousM

    Yo momma's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook

    submitted by: erikm98

    Yo mama so nasty she looks like an ogre and smells like puss in boots

    submitted by: awesomehoss99

    Yo mama so fat, everytime she walks she does the harlem shake

    submitted by: malcomlittle2880

    Yo momma so fat, they used Google Earth for her school photo.

    submitted by: davejavu1984

    Yo mama's like the Pillsbury dough boy.... everybody pokes her.

    submitted by: blythe2132

    Yo momma is so poor she created a gmail account just so she can eat the spam

    submitted by: kaelanlee

    Yo mama so fat I asked her about the M.O.B. tattoo on her arm
    "Money Over Bitches?"
    She said "No, Mcdonalds Over Burger King"

    submitted by: dantethomas

    Yo momma so fat she sued Xbox 360 for guessing her weight

    submitted by: samyagirl

    Yo mama is so ugly that even Scooby Doo couldn't solve that mystery.

    submitted by: Linneybear

    Yo momma is poor when I sat on a skateboard she said (get of my family van)

    submitted by: zomitch

    Yo mama so stupid, her teacher told her to get out a pen and paper, and she got out a hen and raped her.

    submitted by: ilovejohnnydeppp

    your moms like a bowling ball she gets picked up fingered thrown in the gutter and still comes back for more!

    submitted by: angie_87_f

    Yo mama so stupid, she tripped over a WIRELESS network!

    submitted by: rickyrassool

    Yo mama so fat when she sat on a dollar bill she squeezed a booger out of George Washingtons nose

    submitted by: jbent785

    Yo Momma so fat, I bumped into her and said "Sorry, my mistake." And she said "Did you just say steak?!"

    submitted by: williamprokup

    Yo mama so ugly she had to trick or treat over the phone

    submitted by: deerboocap

    Yo mama so ugly her birth certificate was an apology from the condom factory

    submitted by: darneloverstreet

    Yo mamas so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.
    submitted by: cjb10798

    Yo mama so fat she has two watches one for each time zone she's in.

    submitted by: alexpatty712

    Yo Mama's so dirty, the roaches wrote her an eviction notice.

    submitted by: dirtysouth_southboy

    Yo mamas like humpty dumpty first she gets humped then she gets dumped

    submitted by: tylerborst27

    Yo mama is like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.

    submitted by: carmen

    Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

    submitted by: haywage

    Yo mama's mouth is so big that she speaks in surround sound.

    submitted by: demaryius89

    Yo Mama So Fat she has mass whether the Higgs Boson exists or not.

    submitted by: mad_jesuit

    Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPad and turned it into a Flat Screen TV

    submitted by: pittpens1997

    Yo momma is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices

    submitted by: twinb99

    Yo mama so stupid I told her to do the robot.....and now R2D2 has AIDS

    submitted by: jackie2121

    Yo mama so fat if she had a porn name it would be Krispy Kreme.

    submitted by: nbille

    Yo momma is so ugly when she looks in the mirror Bloody Mary goes away

    submitted by: maripesta

    Yo momma so ugly her bodywash is CLR: Calcium, Lime, and Rust

    submitted by: slimjumpin

    Yo mama so old they moved her out of the retirement home and in to the museum.

    submitted by: cadwallader.alex

    yo momma so dumb she put paper on the tv ad called it paper view

    submitted by: tommyschenkman

    Yo mama is so fat, it took 3 years for Nationwide to get on her side.

    submitted by: alfredzt

    Yo mommas chest so hairy her titties look like coconuts.

    submitted by: yreese

    That awkward moment when you make a "yo momma" joke to a sibling.

    submitted by: kmichelle

    If you eat twinkies it's a proven fact yo momma was a Ho-Ho

    submitted by: kward10

    Yo mama's legs are like the library, they're always open to the public.

    submitted by: Puddles3522

    Friend: "Dude yo mama jokes are weak."
    Boy: "I made yo momma weak last night."

    submitted by: Marcitos

    Yo Mama so hairy when you're baby brother was born he died of rug burn.

    submitted by: ChinaDoll56

    It only takes 2 words to piss somebody off... "Yo Momma"

    submitted by: Zaynee

    Yo mama`s lips so big, chapstick had to invent a spray

    submitted by: caseyjoesetzer

    Yo mama so stupid she got fired from a blow job

    submitted by: CocoaLegacy

    Yo mama so kind, I broke her hip, I ate her muffins, I smashed her lamp, and and I deleted her favorite show (Doc.Mcstuffins) and she did not seem to mind.

    Yo mama so old she went to an antique store and they wouldn't let her leave.

    submitted by: brendanratc

    Yo mama so fat that when she fell down the stairs, I wasn't laughing but the stairs were cracking up.

    submitted by: 21jtanner

    Yo mamma is so stupid she gave birth to you on the I-75 because she heard thats where accidents happen.

    submitted by: Jasongalibert123321

    yo mama so ugly when she lookes in the mirror Micheal Jackson sings beat it.

    submitted by: damareonbyrd

    If you want my come back you'll have to scrape it off your moms teeth

    submitted by: jonathen51

    Knock Knock,
    Who's there?
    whale who?!
    yo mama so fat she's a Whale of a good time

    submitted by: kee0315

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