Yo Mama So Lame Jokes
Yo mama so lame she taught Raygun how to breakdance.
Yo momma so boring, she still watches reruns of "Murder She Wrote"
Yo momma so lame, she has been to at least 5 Nickelback concerts.
Yo momma so lame, her go to look is wide-rimmed glasses, crocs and a jean jacket.
Yo mama so lame, she once bought some trendy outfit from a popular retailer and they immediately declared bankruptcy and had a 50 percent off sale.
Yo momma so lame, sometimes yo daddy wears her t-shirts.
Yo mama so lame, she still tells you about the time she went to Lilith Fair.
Yo momma so lame, she can't stop talking about menopause.
Yo mamma so lame, the government tried to get her vape so everyone else would quit.
Yo momma so lame, she hooked up with the bald guy working at the comic book store.
Yo mama so lame, she's the one camping spawn points in video games.
Yo momma so lame, she planned your sisters wedding on a major holiday.
Yo mama so lame, she voted for Trump and refuses to give one valid reason why.
Yo momma so lame, she blasts music while hiking?
Yo mama so lame, she still prefers to use a landline.
Yo momma so lame, she still expects you to like every one of her posts on Facebook.
Yo momma so lame, she is either bird watching or roller skating at the park.
Yo momma so boring, she can't even make a baby smile.
Yo momma so lame, when she ran for president, Charli XCX refused to call her a brat.
Yo mama so lame, if you mess with her daily routine even once, she will never let you hear the end of it.
Yo momma so overbearing, she still asks you about your bowel movements.
Yo momma so lame, she still knits you sweaters, socks, and scarfs.