Military Jokes

Funny Miltary Jokes:

What did the Navy say to the coast guards?
"I'll SEAL you later"

What is long, hard, and full of semen?
A submarine!

Have you heard about the karate champion who joined the army?
Well I have. The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself!

What do you call a Marine with an open head wound?
Ajar Head

What does your Mom and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?
They both swallow seamen.

Two army rules:
#1. The commanding officer is always right.
#2. If the commanding officer is not right, see #1.

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