Why are cats so good at video games?
Because they have nine lives!
Why do they call it the PS4?
Because there are only 4 games worth playing!
How does Steve stay in shape?
He runs around the BLOCK.
Is your Xbox 360 running? Yes?
Well you better go catch it!.
What do you get when you cross Sonic The Hedgehog and Curious George?
2 Fast 2 Curious.
What does a guy with erectile dysfunction and the Playstation Network have in common?
They both have trouble getting things back up!
What did Steve say to the Zombie?
Do you want a PIECE of me?
What do you say when you lose a nintendo game?
I want a wii-match!
What is Sonic the Hedgehog’s favorite season?
Who's faster, Sonic the hedgehog or a Japanese bullet train?
A bullet train of course, Sonic doesn't actually exist.
What do you call a Minecraft celebration?
A block party.
Did you hear about the Minecraft movie?
It's going to be a BLOCKbuster.
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokemon Go?
He said "Wynaut"
How do you cure Hunger in Minecraft?
Three Square Meals.
Whats 10 Blocks Long and has never had sex?
The line for the new Call of Duty game.
What does Sonic use to knock on a door?
How do you get a Bulbasaur on a bus?
You poke 'em on!
What did Princess Zelda eat for breakfast?
A sausage Link.
PS4 got injured and XBOX ONE is calling the ambulance!
WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U
What did Lara eat for dinner?
Croft Macaroni and Cheese.
Why is a Jedi knight never lonely?
Because the force is always with him.
What do you call a friend that doesn't let you play a video game?
A control freak.
Why shouldn't you ask Yoda for money?
Because he's always a little short.
What are the 3 R's?
Retry, Restart, and Respawn.
Why did Dante refuse to cut up onions and put them in his PS3?
He was afraid the "Devil May Cry".
Why did Mario cross the road?
Because he couldn’t find the warp zone!
What did the Super Nintendo say to the Sega Genesis?
"You know, everyone always tells me that I'm a bit better than you."
Why did Sony hire Justin Timberlake to fix the Playstation Network?
Because they were hoping he could bring more than sexy back!
What's the difference between playing Pokemon Go and going to Comic Con?
At Comic Con you can catch a real life pokemon.
Mario is Red. Sonic is blue. Press start to join and be my player 2.
I heard the guy who created Minecraft is top-notch.
Keep Calm and Save the Princess.
How long will it be, before people start naming their kids after Pokemon.
Video Games ruined my life, good thing I have 3 lives left.
I don't need to "Get A Life", I'm a gamer, I have many.
A creeper walks into a bar......Everybody dies.
Don't be racist, be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, created by Japanese people, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican.
Video Games don't make me violent, LAG does.
Friend: I wasn't that drunk.
Me: Dude! You gave a mushroom to a midget and said "Grow Mario! Grow!"
Wii: a Cute Highschool Chick - she's cute, and bubbly but immature and even though you get hot and bothered you end up falling asleep with a sore wrist!
Xbox One: A Cheap Whore - she's aint the prettiest thing but she'll let you get nasty and play with her goodies without waiting 3 dates.
PS4: The Golddigger: I aint saying she's a golddigger but she aint playing with no broke.... anyway. She's all talk and will clean out your wallet before you get to make the beast with two backs.