Xbox Jokes
Xbox Short Jokes
Q: Why do they call it Xbox 360?
A: Cause when you see the red ring of death, you wanna do a 360 and walk away
Q: What does a Xbox 360 and a penis have in common?
A: Young boys can play with them all day long!
Q: How many lemmings does it take to turn on an XBox 360?
A: Two! One to press the on button, the other to call customer support when it RRODs!
Q: Why is it called Xbox 360?
A: Because it needs 360 degrees of free space to prevent overheating.
Q: What is the difference between a Xbox 360 and a whore?
A: Nothing, they both suck and empty your wallet!
PS4 got injured and XBOX ONE is calling the ambulance!
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Q: Why is it the Xbox 360 the only nextgen console with a pop out disc tray?
A: Because it knows you're a virgin.
Q: Is your Xbox One running? Yes?
A: Well you better go catch it!.
Yo momma so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
Yo mama so fat she sued Xbox 360 for guessing her weight.
Funny Xbox Live Biographies
I am a hairy Communist. I lived in Moscow, Russian Federation for many years, until I traded my home for a Kalishnicov(AK-47). But sadly I wasted all my amunition by shooting protitutes and gays...
So now I live happily with my pet goat, Mr. Barkey-Von-Snouser in a church outside the Democratic People's Republic of Nigeria
I don't know much about pie...
But you make my banana cream
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My friend "Will have 1 month sexy time with U for 1 month xbox live card, i has nice firm boobies"
If I looks like chicken, taste like chicken, and feels like chicken, but chuck norris says its beef, than its fuckin beef
So what if I'm fat alone my dad is dead my mom is a psycho.
I have a sibling who thinks he's an acorn my uncle is a mass murderer my grandfather is a strange man who touches me, my best friend is a tree my IQ is 12,
I live with my sister, lost my virginity to my grandmother, and I work part time as a hooker
A kid walks into Game complaining about a red ring caused by playing the Nintendo Wii;
the sales assistant said "Don't you mean the Xbox 360 son?"
"No I mean the Wii" the boy said and went on "There's a dirty old man on my estate who enticed me in his house to play on his Wii, now my arse is killing me."