Funny Miltary Jokes:
What did the Navy say to the coast guards?
"I'll SEAL you later"
What is long, hard, and full of semen?
Have you heard about the karate champion who joined the army?
Well I have. The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself!
What do you call a Marine with an open head wound?
What does your Mom and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?
They both swallow seamen.
Two army rules:
#1. The commanding officer is always right.
#2. If the commanding officer is not right, see #1.