Funny Food Jokes:
Q: Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?
A: Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.
Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato?
A: Lettuce get together!
Q: What did the Egg say to the boiling water?
A: It's going to take awhile to get me hard I just got layed by some chick!
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen Pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his whopper!
Q: Why did the students eat their homework?
A: Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!
Q: Why do vegetarians give good head?
A: Because they are used to eating nuts!
Q: Why do watermelons have fancy weddings?
A: Because they cantaloupe.
Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job?
A: Because it was soda pressing.
Q: What do you call the king of vegetables?
A: Elvis Parsley.
Q: What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden
A: Seizure salad
Q: Did you see the movie about the hot dog?
A: It was an Oscar Wiener.
Q: "What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?"
A: "I want you inside me!"
Q: What happens if life gives you melons?
A: Your dyslexic
Q: What do you get when you play Tug-of-War with a pig?
Q: Why are men like coffee?
A: The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night!
Q: "What do tofu and a dildo have in common?"
A: "They are both meat substitutes!"
Q: "Two potatos are standing on a corner, how can you tell which one is a prostitute?"
A: "The one that says IDAHO!"
Q: What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?
A: Kermit the frogs finger!
Q: How does a man show he's planning for the future?
A: He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Fish taco says why don't you want to taco about it
And the nacho says cause I'm nacho friend
The price of candy at the movie theater is quite ridiculous.
They're always raisinet!