Caviar Jokes
What do you call a caviar taste test?
An Eggs-amination!
What does caviar need to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea.
How do you pay for caviar?
Using the eggs-press line.
Did you hear about the caviar in prison?
It's on death roe!
What does caviar drink?
A double Eggspreso.
Which fish can perform operations?
A Sturgeon!
What do you call a fish that can give you a face-lift?
A plastic Sturgeon.
Money can't buy happiness. Just kidding yes it can, if that money is used to buy Caviar.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love caviar and liars.
National Caviar Day is celebrated annually on July 18th.
Pope John Paul II
When Pope John Paul II passed away, God greeted him at the Pearly Gates.
"Thou be hungry, John?" saidth God.
"I could eat," Saint John Paul replied.
So God opened a can of tuna and reached for a chunk of rye bread and
they
shared it. While eating this humble meal, Pope John Paul looked down into
Hell
and
saw the inhabitants devouring huge steaks, lobsters, pheasants,
pastries
and
fine wines. Curious, but deeply trusting, he remained quiet.
The next day God again invited Pope John Paul to join him for a meal.
Again,
it
was tuna and rye bread. Once again looking down, Pope John Paul could see
the
denizens of Hell enjoying caviar, champagne, lamb, truffles and
chocolates.
Still he said nothing.
The following day, mealtime arrived and another can of tuna was
opened.
Pope John Paul could contain himself no longer. Meekly, he said: "God,
I am
grateful to be in heaven with you as a reward for the pious,
obedient life
I
led. But here in heaven all I get to eat is tuna and a piece of rye
bread
and in the Other Place they eat like emperors and kings! Forgive me,
O
God,
but I just don't understand ... "
God sighed: "Let's be honest, Karol -- for just two people
does it
really
pay to cook?"