How much does a hipster weigh?
What do you call having your grandma on speed dial?
When I was kid, my social network was called "outside".
I'm going to create a Facebook Account with the name "Nobody"
So when somebody posts something stupid I can say "Nobody Likes This!"
What happens when a Hipster falls?
Why did Mark Zuckerberg visit China?
To see the "Great Firewall".
What does an Instagram model eat?
What's the only candy a hipster will eat?
A Kik kat bar.
What do you call 18-year olds using dating apps?
If a hipster does something, but doesn't snapchat it, did it really happen?
If Facebook is a loft in the city and Twitter is a house in the suburbs, what is Myspace?
A trailer park!
What 3 things does a guy want from an instagram model?
Lips, hips and the new background pics.
When facebook starts showing how many times you've visited someone's profile, we're all screwed ...
Social media day is observed annually on June 30th.
A dying grandma tells her grandchild, "I want to leave you my farm. That includes the barn, livestock, the harvest, the tractor, and other equipment, the farmhouse and $24,548,750.45 in cash."
The grandchild, absolutely floored and about to become rich says, "Oh grandma, you are SO generous! I didn't even know you had a farm. Where is it?"
With her last breath, Grandma whispered, "Facebook..."