Robot Jokes

Why was the robot mad?
People kept pushing its buttons.

What is a robots favorite kind of music?
Heavy Metal.

What do you get when you cross a robot and a tractor?
A transfarmer.

Why did the robot go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus!

Does R2D2 have any brothers?
No. Only transisters.

Why are robots shy?
Because they have hardware and software but no underware.

Why was the robot tired when it got home?
It had a "hard drive"

What do you call a pirate droid?

Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?
Because he's always making new friends!

Why did the droid cross the road?
Because it was programmed by a chicken.

Why did the modeling machine take over the world?
Because everyone was pushing his buttons.

If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.

The Robot
In the not to distant future a dad buys a ROBOT at a discount.
The robot interface glitches and slaps the people who lie.
DAD: Son,How's school?
SON: Great! We learned many things.
ROBOT slapped SON
SON: Ok,I went to the movies.
DAD: What did you watch?
SON: Toy Story 2
ROBOT slapped SON again
SON: Ok, a rated R movie.
DAD: I never watched movies like that.
ROBOT slapped DAD
DAD: Ok, I watched a R rated movie when I was 14 years old.
MOM: There, There, stop this argument because he is in puberty stage and HE IS YOUR SON.
ROBOT slapped MOM.

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