Little Willie asked his mother: "Mamma, don't soldiers ever go to
heaven?"
"Of course they do!" protested his mother. "What makes you
ask?"
"There are so many soldiers with beards but I never saw any pictures of
angels with beards."
"Oh, that's because most men who go to Heaven get there by a close
shave."
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