Engineers Jokes - Engineer One Liners Jokes

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What's the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
Mechanical engineers build weapons.
Civil engineers build targets.

Q: How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are all too busy trying to design the perfect light bulb.

Q: How many consulting engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but it will cost $50.

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