Engineer Jokes

Funny Engineering Jokes:

What's the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
Mechanical engineers build weapons.
Civil engineers build targets.

What is the biggest paradox for an engineering student?
That the girls with the most aerodynamic curves are the ones with the greatest resistance.

Engineers aren't boring people. We just get excited over boring things.

Hey baby I'm an engineer. I can mend your broken heart

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