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    Funny Music Jokes:

    My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park. But in the end, it doesn't even matter.

    What is Jehovah's witness' favorite band?
    The Doors.

    What do you call an 80s synth pop band with a scoop of ice cream?
    Depeche a la Mode.

    Did you hear about that music composer who commited suicide?
    He didn't even leave a note.

    Being a soprano is a great opera tunity.

    What was Beethoven's favorite fruit?

    What was stolen from the music store?
    The lute.

    How did the turkey win the talent show?
    With his drum-sticks.

    How do you make a million dollars playing jazz?
    Start off with 2 million.

    What kind of music are balloons afraid of?
    Pop Music.

    What do you call a musician with problems?
    a trebled man.

    Whats the difference between and orchestra and a bull?
    On the bull the horns are in the front and the asshole is in the back.

    What does Eric Clapton and a cup of coffee have in common?
    They both suck without Cream.

    What did Miley Cyrus say to Billy Ray Cyrus?
    Man, dad we have so many problems, I'm going to have to twerk them out myself.

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