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    Funny Knock Knock Jokes:


    Knock, Knock!
    Who’s There?
    Buster!
    Buster who?
    Buster Cherry! Is your daughter home?

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Orange
    Orange who?
    Orange you going to answer the door?

    Knock knock!
    Who's there?
    Dwayne!
    Dwayne who?
    Dwayne the bathtub, I'm drowning.

    Knock Knock
    Who's there !
    Waiter !
    Waiter who ?
    Waiter I get my hands on you!

    Knock, Knock!
    Who’s There?
    Dewey!
    Dewey who?
    Dewey have to use a condom?

    Knock Knock
    Who’s There?
    Ben Hur
    Ben Hur who?
    Ben Hur over and give it to her doggy style!

    Knock Knock
    Who’s There?
    Justin
    Justin who?
    Your justin time to wipe my @$$ !

    Knock Knock
    Who's there !
    Ice cream !
    Ice cream who ?
    Ice cream if you don't let me in!

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Alex!
    Alex who?
    Alex the questions round here!

    Knock Knock.
    Who's there?
    Butch, Jimmy and Joe.
    Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who?
    Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let's Joe.

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Tunis!
    Tunis who?
    Tunis company, three's a crowd!

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Iran!
    Iran who?
    Iran over here to tell you this!

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Opportunity
    Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice!

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Daisy
    Daisy who?
    Daisy me rollin, they hatin

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Urine
    Urine Who?
    URINEsecure don't know what for

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Old lady
    Old lady who?
    Wow I didn't know you could yodel.

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Doris!
    Doris who?
    Doris locked that’s why I am knocking!

    Knock Knock.
    Who's there?
    The guy who finished second.
    The guy who finished second who?
    Exactly.

    Knock knock!
    Who's there?
    Yah!
    Yah who?
    Naaah, bro, I prefer google.

    Knock, Knock!
    Who's there?
    Dumbbell.
    Dumbbell who?
    Dumbbell doesn't work so I had to knock!

    Knock, Knock!
    Who's there?
    A Pile-Up
    A Pile-Up Who?
    Ewwwwww

    Knock, Knock!
    Who's there?
    Doctor
    Doctor who?
    That's a great T.V. show, isn't it?

    Knock knock
    Who's there
    Gorilla
    Gorilla who
    Gorilla me a hamburger

    Knock knock
    Who's there
    Amish
    Amish Who?
    Awwww How sweet. I miss you too.

    Knock knock
    Who's there
    Ach!
    Ach who?
    Sounds like your coming down with a cold

    Voldemort: Knock Knock
    Harry Potter: Who's There?
    Voldemort: You Know.
    Harry Potter: You Know Who?
    Voldemort: Exactly!

    Why did Sally fall off the swing?
    She had no arms.
    "Knock knock"
    "Who's there?"
    "Not Sally"

    You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    Friend: why?
    You: To get to the retards house.
    Knock knock
    Friend: Who's there?
    You: The chicken

    Would you miss me if I left tomorrow?
    Would you miss me if I left in a week?
    Would you miss me if I left in a month?
    Would you miss me if I left in a year?

    Knock Knock
    who there?
    you have already forgotten me.

    The guy who created Knock Knock jokes deserves a "No Bell" prize.

    Is it wrong to tell a knock-knock joke to a homeless person?








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