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    Funny Knock Knock Jokes:

    Knock Knock.
    Who's there?
    Butch, Jimmy and Joe.
    Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who?
    Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let's Joe.

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice!

    Knock, Knock!
    Who’s There?
    Buster who?
    Buster Cherry! Is your daughter home?

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Orange who?
    Orange you going to answer the door?

    Knock knock!
    Who's there?
    Dwayne who?
    Dwayne the bathtub, I'm drowning.

    Knock, Knock!
    Who’s There?
    Dewey who?
    Dewey have to use a condom?

    Knock Knock
    Who's There?
    Ahmed who?
    Ahmed the payphone trying to call home. All of my change I spent on you.

    Knock Knock
    Who’s There?
    Ben Hur
    Ben Hur who?
    Ben Hur over and give it to her doggy style!

    Knock Knock
    Who’s There?
    Justin who?
    Your justin time to wipe my @$$ !

    Knock Knock
    Who's there !
    Ice cream !
    Ice cream who ?
    Ice cream if you don't let me in!

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Alex who?
    Alex the questions round here!

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Tunis who?
    Tunis company, three's a crowd!

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Iran who?
    Iran over here to tell you this!

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Daisy who?
    Daisy me rollin, they hatin

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Urine Who?
    URINEsecure don't know what for

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Old lady
    Old lady who?
    Wow I didn't know you could yodel.

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Doris who?
    Doris locked that’s why I am knocking!

    Knock Knock.
    Who's there?
    The guy who finished second.
    The guy who finished second who?

    Knock knock!
    Who's there?
    Yah who?
    Naaah, bro, I prefer google.

    Knock, Knock!
    Who's there?
    Dumbbell who?
    Dumbbell doesn't work so I had to knock!

    Knock, Knock!
    Who's there?
    A Pile-Up
    A Pile-Up Who?

    Knock, Knock!
    Who's there?
    Doctor who?
    That's a great T.V. show, isn't it?

    Knock Knock
    Who's there ?
    Dishes who?
    Dishes the Police come out with your hands up.

    Knock knock
    Who's there
    Gorilla who
    Gorilla me a hamburger

    Knock knock
    Who's there
    Amish Who?
    Awwww How sweet. I miss you too.

    Knock knock
    Who's there
    Ach who?
    Sounds like your coming down with a cold

    Knock knock
    Who's there
    Woo who?
    Don't get too excited it's just a knock knock joke.

    Knock knock
    Who's there
    Moustache who?
    I moustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later.

    Voldemort: Knock Knock
    Harry Potter: Who's There?
    Voldemort: You Know.
    Harry Potter: You Know Who?
    Voldemort: Exactly!

    Why did Sally fall off the swing?
    She had no arms.
    "Knock knock"
    "Who's there?"
    "Not Sally"

    You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    Friend: why?
    You: To get to the retards house.
    Knock knock
    Friend: Who's there?
    You: The chicken

    Would you miss me if I left tomorrow?
    Would you miss me if I left in a week?
    Would you miss me if I left in a month?
    Would you miss me if I left in a year?

    Knock Knock
    who there?
    you have already forgotten me.

    How come there's no Knock Knock joke about America?
    Because freedom rings.

    The guy who created Knock Knock jokes deserves a "No Bell" prize.

    Is it wrong to tell a knock-knock joke to a homeless person?

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