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Butch, Jimmy and Joe.
Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who?
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let's Joe.
Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice!
Buster Cherry! Is your daughter home?
Orange you going to answer the door?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm drowning.
Dewey have to use a condom?
Ahmed the payphone trying to call home. All of my change I spent on you.
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur over and give it to her doggy style!
Your justin time to wipe my @$$ !
Who's there !
Ice cream !
Ice cream who ?
Ice cream if you don't let me in!
Alex the questions round here!
Tunis company, three's a crowd!
Iran over here to tell you this!
Daisy me rollin, they hatin
URINEsecure don't know what for
Old lady who?
Wow I didn't know you could yodel.
Doris locked that’s why I am knocking!
The guy who finished second.
The guy who finished second who?
Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
Dumbbell doesn't work so I had to knock!
A Pile-Up Who?
That's a great T.V. show, isn't it?
Who's there ?
Dishes the Police come out with your hands up.
Gorilla me a hamburger
Awwww How sweet. I miss you too.
Sounds like your coming down with a cold
Don't get too excited it's just a knock knock joke.
I moustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later.
Voldemort: Knock Knock
Harry Potter: Who's There?
Voldemort: You Know.
Harry Potter: You Know Who?
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
You: To get to the retards house.
Friend: Who's there?
You: The chicken
Would you miss me if I left tomorrow?
Would you miss me if I left in a week?
Would you miss me if I left in a month?
Would you miss me if I left in a year?
you have already forgotten me.
How come there's no Knock Knock joke about America?
Because freedom rings.
The guy who created Knock Knock jokes deserves a "No Bell" prize.
Is it wrong to tell a knock-knock joke to a homeless person?