Knock Knock Jokes



Funny Knock Knock Jokes:

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Butch, Jimmy and Joe.
Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who?
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let's Joe.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice!

Knock, Knock!
Who's There?
Buster!
Buster who?
Buster Cherry! Is your daughter home?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door?

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dwayne!
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm drowning.

Knock, Knock!
Who's There?
Dewey!
Dewey who?
Dewey have to use a condom?

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Ahmed
Ahmed who?
Ahmed the payphone trying to call home. All of my change I spent on you.

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Ben Hur
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur over and give it to her doggy style!

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Justin
Justin who?
Your justin time to wipe my @$$ !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ice cream !
Ice cream who ?
Ice cream if you don't let me in!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alex!
Alex who?
Alex the questions round here!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tunis!
Tunis who?
Tunis company, three's a crowd!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Iran!
Iran who?
Iran over here to tell you this!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Daisy
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin, they hatin

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Urine
Urine Who?
URINEsecure don't know what for

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Old lady
Old lady who?
Wow I didn't know you could yodel.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Doris!
Doris who?
Doris locked that's why I am knocking!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
The guy who finished second.
The guy who finished second who?
Exactly.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Yah!
Yah who?
Naaah, bro, I prefer google.

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Dumbbell.
Dumbbell who?
Dumbbell doesn't work so I had to knock!

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
A Pile-Up
A Pile-Up Who?
Ewwwwww

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
That's a great T.V. show, isn't it?

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Dishes!
Dishes who?
Dishes the Police come out with your hands up.

Knock knock
Who's there
Gorilla
Gorilla who
Gorilla me a hamburger

Knock knock
Who's there
Amish
Amish Who?
Awwww How sweet. I miss you too.

Knock knock
Who's there
Ach!
Ach who?
Sounds like your coming down with a cold

Knock knock
Who's there
Woo!
Woo who?
Don't get too excited it's just a knock knock joke.

Knock knock
Who's there
Moustache!
Moustache who?
I moustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later.

Voldemort: Knock Knock
Harry Potter: Who's There?
Voldemort: You Know.
Harry Potter: You Know Who?
Voldemort: Exactly!

Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Not Sally"

You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Friend: why?
You: To get to the retards house.
Knock knock
Friend: Who's there?
You: The chicken

Would you miss me if I left tomorrow?
Would you miss me if I left in a week?
Would you miss me if I left in a month?
Would you miss me if I left in a year?

Knock Knock
who there?
you have already forgotten me.

How come there's no Knock Knock joke about America?
Because freedom rings.

The guy who created Knock Knock jokes deserves a "No Bell" prize.

Is it wrong to tell a knock-knock joke to a homeless person?

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