Why can't you be friends with pralines?
They drive everyone nuts.
What do pralines drink?
What is a kids idea of a balanced diet?
A praline in each hand.
Why was the praline late for work?
Traffic was NUTS.
Why don't pralines wear skinny jeans?
Because their nuts won't fit.
National Pralines day is celebrated annually on June 24th.
Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.
Don't bite off more than you can chew, unless it's a praline.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love pralines and liars.
A study says that pralines may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke...