National Fried Clam Day Jokes
What does a clam do on his birthday?
He shellabrates!
Why did the principal bring Clam Chowder to school?
For the Soup-erintendent.
How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
I remember the first time I met Cynthia it was at the beach. I was digging for clams and I came up with her.
Milton Berle
What kind of photos do clams take?
Shellfies.
What has a flat tail and sings like a sick clam?
Justin Beaver.
What happens when your wife wants to eat fried clams?
You shell out a lot of money.
What do clams use to communicate?
A shellphone!
What kind of jokes do sea clams tell?
Shell-arious ones!
What happens when you bring fried clams to a party?
It becomes a shellebration.
National Fried Clam is celebrated annually on July 3rd.
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