National Chocolate Cake Day Jokes

How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?
First, invade ze kitchen.

What kind of cake is never on time?

If Jake has 30 slices of chocolate cake, and eats 25, what does he have?
Diabetes..... Jake has diabetes...

What is a French cat's favorite dessert?
Chocolate mousse cake!

A study says that chocolate cake may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke...

There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate cake and liars.

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