Three Wishes Joke

A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how ruthless her husband was during the divorce proceedings, when she finds a magic lamp washed up onshore. She rubs the lamp, and out pops a magical catholic genie!

The catholic genie notices her anger and lets her vent her troubles to him. For freeing him from the lamp, the catholic genie informs her that he will give her three wishes. But, he says the wishes have a caveat, because he does not believe in divorce, he will give her ex-husband twenty times the amount of whatever she wishes.

The woman is steaming mad, thinking that this is hardly fair, but she makes her first wish. The first wish was for a ten million dollars. The genie grants her wish and she finds herself sitting in pile of money. The genie then reminds her that her husband is now the recipient of 200 million dollars.

The woman can barely contain her anger when she makes her second wish. The second wish was for a beautiful mansion on the shore of her own private beach. In an instant it was granted, but the genie then reminds again that her ex-husband now owns twenty of what she wished for, and points out at the beach to a small development of twenty such mansions.

Upon hearing this, the woman takes her time to contemplate her last wish. Just as the genie was about to give up on her, the woman informs the genie that she wants to make the last wish. But, before she can do this, the genie again warns her that her ex-husband will get ten times what she wishes for.

"No problem," said the woman as she grinned in ecstasy. "For my last wish...I'd like to give birth to triplets."

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