Funny Rhymes

There once was a man named Ned
Whose feet were too big for his bed
So he cut them off and his friends
did scoff, but at least he didn't bump his head.

Coca Cola went to town, Diet Pepsi shot him down.
Dr. Pepper fixed him up, Now were drinking 7up.
7 up got the flu, now were drinking Irn Bru.
Irn Bru fell down a mountain, now were drinking from a fountain.
Fountain broke. People choke. Now were back to drinking coke.

The Ex
If you think I want you back,
then you must be smoking crack!

Everyone wants happiness. Nobody wants pain.
But you can't have a rainbow without a little rain.

I cared, you didn't. I cried, you laughed.
I was hurt, you smiled.
I moved on, you realized. Too late.

Wanted by many,
taken by none,
looking at some,
but waiting for one.

Before you assume, learn. Before you judge, understand.
Before you hurt, feel. Before you say, think.

She comes off as strong, but maybe she fell asleep crying.
She acts like nothing is wrong, but maybe she's just really good at lying.

I don't hate you, I never will. I just act like I do,
because it's easier than admitting that I miss you.

Birdie, birdie in the sky
Dropped some white stuff in my eye,
I�m a big girl I won�t cry,
I�m just glad that cows don�t fly.

You jerk; i dougie. ur cool; I'm epic. ur Fresh; I'm Fly. u Kid; i Joke.
You walk; i swag. u dream; I believe. ur Different; I'm Original!

Everyone's doing it doing it doing it
Picking their nose and chewing it chewing it chewing it
They think its some kind of candy but its snot

I wish life was a remote. Play the easy times. Pause the good times.
Fast forward the bullshit. Rewind the memories.

Words begin with ABC. Numbers begin with 123.
Music begins with do, re, mi. And this love begins with you and me.

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