Fire The Nurse Joke

One doctor says to another doctor; I think that I will have to fire nurse Smith. So the other doctor ask him how come? "Because she keeps getting things backwards. The other day I told her to give Mr. Jones in room 301 one pill every four hours. She ended up giving him 4 pills every hour. I then told her to change the bandage on his head. She ended up making his bed." All of a sudden they heard this horrible scream coming from Mr. Jones's room. So the doctor says, "Oh No" I will definitely have to fire nurse Smith now; I told her to go in and prick Mr. Jones boil."

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