Cousin Jokes
What do you call Wall-E's cousin who cleans floors?
Floor-E duh!
What do you call the day in November when your son and all his cousins get rowdy?
Spanksgiving.
What do two rednecks say after breaking up?
Lets just be cousins.
Why did Sally go to the Lake after her cousins teased her?
To fish for compliments.
Did you hear about the party a little boy had for his cousin sisters barbie dolls?
It was a Barbie-Q.
What do you call a lion who has eaten your cousin's sister?
An aunt-eater!
Two Year Old
My two-year-old cousin scared us one summer by disappearing during our lakeside vacation. More than a dozen relatives searched the forest and shoreline, and everyone was relieved when we found Alex playing calmly in the woods.
"Listen to me, Alex," his mother said sharply. "From now on when you want to go someplace, you tell Mommy first, okay?"
Alex thought about that for a moment and said, "Okay. Disney World."
Three Cousins
Three cousins went hunting in the woods.
The first cousin came back with a stag. His cousins asked him, "How did you kill it?"
He replied., "Well, I find stag tracks, I follow stag tracks, and BANG, I shoot stag!"
A few nights later, the second cousin went hunting.
He brought back a hare. His cousins asked him, "How did you kill it?"
He replied, "Well, I find hare tracks, I follow hare tracks, and BANG, I shoot hare!"
A few days later, the third cousin, a blonde, went hunting. He came back with a broken arm, in a wheelchair, and bloody and bruised.
His cousins asked, "What happened to you?"
He replied, "Well, I find train tracks, I follow train tracks, and BANG, train hit me!"