Candy Heart Messages Jokes
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Funny messages you wouldn't want to receive on your Valentines Day Heart Candy
MR TINY
CAMEL TOES
YOU OAF
NO BALLS
BIG BORE
HELL BOY
CROOKED SLIDE
BROKE HIP
URA ZERO
HARD UP
TOO TINY
NYET = NYET
SHOO
U SMELL
ART DORK
DIE ALONE
NO PUBES
KISS OFF
AMSCRAY
ICKY BOD
CALL 911
IT'S OVER
1000x NO
SHOVE IT
RUG BURNS
DUMB ASS
R-U NUTS
BUTT OUT
LIKE HELL
TESH TOY
GOT FLAN
I'LL MACE
GET REAL
I H8 LOOP
EAT LEAD
F U
PISS OFF
OVER DOSE
SHAVE BACK
TOUCHES SELF
DS9 BUFF
R U DONE
FAL ICK
JAIL BAIT
NO BLOOD!
A+ LAMO
NO HOPE
I I I I
GO AWAY
FIX TEETH
DON'T TOUCH
TOO SHORT
U-R SICK
YOU'RE GAY
FEAR ME
GET OUT
PEACH FUZZ
LOST CAUSE
KEWL
STEP OFF
YODA MAN
NO BUTT
I'LL HURL
GOT CRABS
NOT NOW
NOT EVER
DISCO
IT'S OFF
NO NECK
GET A PIMP
WRONG
U-R DEAD
SCAT
IN-BRED
CUT ONE
GET REAL
DRY UP
EAT LEAD
PISS OFF
WAKE UP
HO HUM
TOO FAT
PIZZA FACE
TRY SOAP
NICE LISP
WASH OUT
I'LL DUMP U
GET OFF ME
BAD HAIR
FISH
I'LL YELL
TWAT ROT
FOR SALE
ZIP FLY
I QUIT
KILL ME
GO NOW
AS IF
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