What do you get when you cross a lamb and a porcupine?
An animal that can sew its own sweaters.
It may be a needle, but it works like a sewing machine. 
What did the tailor think of her new job? 
 It was sew sew.
 
 How do you mend a farmers pants?
 With cabbage patches!
 
 I told my mom I dropped one of her machines?
 She said "Say it ain't sew."
 
 Can you mend a broken heart?
 I don't think sew.
 
  What is Star Trek Commander Rikers favorite hobby?
  Sewing, because the captain says "Make it so".
  
   I got a sewing kit and it is sew fun!!!
 
 National Sewing Machine Day is observed annually on June 14th. This holiday celebrates the invention of the sewing machine.