What do you call a box that plays football?
A JUKEBOX!! 
How do you scare a balloon with a jukebox? 
By playing Pop Music. 
What do you get when you cross an emo musician with a running back?
A Trebled Jukebox
What kind of music does a bipolar person pick on a jukebox? 
Swing 
Why was the jukebox arrested? 
It was in treble. 
What do you call ten jukeboxes at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.