National Iced Tea Day Jokes
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Why do hipsters only drink iced tea?
Because ice was water before it was cool.
How does Moses make his iced tea?
Hebrews it.
What is a rappers favorite drink?
Ice Tea.
Why do Communists only drink iced tea?
Because proper tea is theft.
Price of Iced Tea
A guy walks into a coffee shop and asks the waitress: "How much is the iced tea?"
"Iced Tea is four dollars." the waitress says
"How much is a refill?" the man asks.
"Free, "says the waitress.
"Then I'll take a refill!" the man responds.
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