What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
What do the elves cook with in the kitchen?
I ate a lot of Xmas decorations for Xmas and I got really sick.
Hear I had tinsel lightest.
What happens if you eat too much Christmas candy?
The dentist gives you tinsel teeth.
What is green covered in tinsel and goes "Ribbet, Ribbet"?
Why did the choir have to cancel their Christmas concert?
Because they came down with tinsel-itis.
What is Old Saint Nick's favorite story by the Brothers Grimm?
Tinsel and Gretel.
Don't get your tinsel in a tangle.
Frank Carson Stand Up
An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman were invited to a Christmas party.
The Englishman brought a bag of tinsel, the Scotsman brought a bag of holly and they asked the Irishman: "What have you brought?"
He said: "I brought a pair of knickers."
They asked: "What has that got to do with Christmas?"
He said "They're Carol's