Scrooge Jokes

Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him!

Why did Scrooge keep a pet lamb?
Because it would say, "Baaaahhh Humbug!"

Did you hear about the time Scrooge pretended to be Santa Claus?
He slid down chimneys and asked "Who wants to buy a toy?"

How did Scrooge win the soccer match?
The ghost of christmas passed.

Where does Scrooge hide his money?
In a snow bank.

What is Scrooge's favorite reindeer?

What is Scrooge's favorite Christmas carol?
Silent Night.

What does Scrooge do with a baseball bat?
Hit a gnome and run.

Why did Scrooge try to deposit his watch at the bank?
He was trying to save time.

What did Scrooge say to Mariah Carey?
All I want for Christmas is get hit by a reindeer.

What did Ebenezer Scrooge say when Bob Cratchit asked for a raise?
It's beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

I enjoyed reading "A Christmas carol" up until Scrooge turned into a nice guy.

I asked Ebenezer Scrooge "Where is your Christmas spirit?" and he pointed to the liquor cabinet.

Humbug Day is observed annually on December 21.

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