In a small Southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed  great
skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature  bothered
me. The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets.  Totally unable
to come up with a reason or explanation, I left.
At a "Quick Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind  the
counter about the helmets.  She exploded into a rage, yelling  at me,
"You Yankees never do read the Bible!"  I assured her
that I did, but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in  the
Bible. She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and ruffled  through
some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage.
Sticking it in my face she said, "See, it says right here,  'The three
wise man came from afar.'"