Skunk Jokes

Q: Have you heard the skunk joke?
A: You don't want to; it really stinks!

Q: How do you make a skunk stop smelling?
A: Plug up its nose!

Why does the skunk bring toilet paper to the party?
Because he is a party pooper

Q: How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?
A: A phew!

Q: How much money does a skunk have?
A: One scent!

Q: What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?
A: Odor in the court!

Q: What did the religious skunk say?
A: "Let us spray!"

Q: What do you call a flying skunk?
A: A smell-icopter.

Q: What do you get when you cross a bear and a skunk?
A: I don't know, but it can easily get a seat on the bus!

Q: What do you get when you cross a robot and a skunk?
A: R-2 P-U!

Q: Which rapper do skunks like?
A: 50 Scent!

Q: Why are skunks so smart?
A: Because they have a lot of scents!

Q: Why did Sally bring her skunk to school?
A: For show-and-smell!

Q: Why didn't the skunk call his parents?
A: Because his phone was out of odor!

Q: Have you read the autobiography by the skunk?
A: Don't bother it stinks!

Why did the skunk sleep under the car?
Because he wanted to wake up oily

Did you hear about the joke about the skunk?
Good because it stunk!

Q: What do you get when you cross a bear and a skunk?
A: Winnie the PU

A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.
When it came time to pay,
the skunk didn't have a scent,
the deer didn't have a buck,
so they put the meal on the duck's bill.

Religious Cowboy

The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range.
Three weeks later, a skunk walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth.
The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes.
He took the precious book out of the skunk's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!"
"Not really," said the skunk. "Your name is written inside the cover."

Night of Drinking
A man and his pet skunk walk into a bar. It's about 5pm, but they're ready for a good night of drinking.
They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, eating peanuts. As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then shooters, one after the other.
Finally, the bartender says: "Last call."
So, the man says, "One more for me... and one more for my skunk."
The bartender sets them up and they shoot them back. Suddenly, the skunk falls over dead.
The man throws some money on the bar, puts on his coat and starts to leave.
The bartender, yells: "Hey buddy, you can't just leave that lyin' there."
To which the man replies: "That's not a lion, that's a skunk."

A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a skunk sitting next to him.
"Are you a skunk?" asked the man, surprised.
"What are you doing at the movies?"
The skunk replied, "Well, I liked the book."

Front Seat
A policeman in the big city stops a man in a car with a skunk in the front seat.
"What are you doing with that skunk?" He exclaimed, "You should take it to the zoo."
The following week, the same policeman sees the same man with the skunk again in the front seat, with both of them wearing sunglasses. The policeman pulls him over.
"I thought you were going to take that skunk to the zoo!"
The man replied, "I did. We had such a good time we are going to the beach this weekend!"

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