Primate Jokes

Q: What do baby apes sleep in?
A: Ape-ricots!

Q: What did the Gorilla call his first wife?
A: His prime-mate!

Q: Why do primates do so well in show biz?
A: Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!

Q: What do monkeys eat for dessert?
A: Meringue-utans!

Q: What do you call a flying primate?
A: A hot air baboon!

Q: What do you call a naughty monkey?
A: A badboon!

Q: What do you call an exploding monkey?
A: A baBOOM!

Q: What is a monkey's favorite cookie?
A: Chocolate chimp!

Q: What kind of monkey flies to school?
A: A hot air baboon.

Q: What's the first thing an ape learns in school?
A: The ape b c's!

Q: When do monkeys fall from the sky?
A: During ape-ril showers.

Q: Where does a monkey cook his toast ?
A: Under a gorilla!

Q: Which sea will make you go ape?
A: The chimpan-sea!

Q: Why did King Kong climb the Empire State building?
A: Because he couldn't fit in the elevator!

Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers!

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