Girl: One of my ex-boyfriends sounds like an owl.
Q: What do you call an owl magician?
Q: Why did the owl, owl?
A: Because the woodpecker would peck 'er!
Q: What do you call an owl caught in the act?
Q: What do you call a baby owl swimming?
A: A moist-owlette
Q: What did the grape say when the Owl stood on it?
A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?
A: Have you ever heard of Kentucky-fried owl!
Q: What do you get when you cross an owl and an oyster?
A: Pearls of Wisdom
Q: When does a Owl go "mooooo"?
A: When it is learning a new language!
Q: Why did the Owl invite his friends over?
A: He didn't want to be Owl by himself.
Q: What do Barn Owl's serve at parties?
A: Mush'Shrew'ms, 'Vole'avaunts and Micecream!
Q: What's more amazing than a talking Owl?
A: A spelling bee!
Q: What do you call owl gang violence?
A: Drive by hootings.
Q: What do you call an owl with a sore throat?
A: A bird that doesn't give a hoot!
Q: What do you get when you cross a cat and an owl?
Q: What did mama owl say to bay owl?
A: You go and play dear, Owl watch from hear.
Q: What do you call an Owl that serves hot wings?
Q: What do you call an owl get together?
A: A HOO-tenanny
Q: Where do you go for a good time?
A: Owl City.
Q: What is an owl's favorite game?
Q: What do you call a Owl with a carrot in each ear?
A: Anything you want as he can't hear you!
Q: Did you hear the one about the owl?
A: It was a hoot.
Q: What is a birds favorite Beatles song?
A: Owl you need is love.
Q: What is an owls favorite book?
A: Horton hears a whoot.
Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?
A: 'Too wet to woo'!
Q: What do you call a magic owl?
Q: What do you call an owl with a deep voice?
A: A growl!
Q: What do you call an owl with armor?
A: A Knight Owl
You looking at me? Owl kill you.
I've been thinking about you...Owl night long.
YOLO! (You Obviously Like Owls)