Yo Mama Video Game Jokes


Yo mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live

Yo mama so fat she sued Xbox 360 for guessing her weight.

Yo mama so fat they found carmen san diego in between one of her chins

Yo mama so dumb she wouldn't buy a gameboy because she was a girl

Yo mamas so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii fit

Yo mamma so fat even Kirby can't eat her.

Yo momma so fat if she was a Pokemon she'd be a jigglypuff.

Yo mama is so stupid that she died in a flight simulator.

Yo mama so fat SHE is a map on CALL OF DUTY!

Yo mama so stupid she went to the library to find Facebook

Your momma is so stupid, she won't play Candy Crush cause she has diabetes.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Pokemon was a Jamaican steryotype.

yo mama so fat, when she made a club penguin account, SHE TIPPED THE ICE-BERG!!!

Yo mama so ugly when she play Mortal Kombat, Scorpion said "Stay over there"

your mamas so fat if you slice her in fruit ninja, you automatically win the game!

Yo momma so fat she doesn't play Temple Run she plays "TEMPLE ROLLL".

yo mamas so fat not even ninja could carry her in a fortnite battle.

Yo mama so stupid she took the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

Yo mama so fat she broke the 64 block limit on Minecraft.

Yo mama so short, Chica grabbed her because she thought it was her cupcake.

yo mama so stupid she kept losing in Halo cause she couldn't find the oranges.

Yo mama is so fat when she was in Call of Duty she got killed and the person that killed her got a five person kill streak.

Yo mama so fat when she plays Mortal Kombat, Sub Zero cant freeze her.

Yo mama so ugly, Xbox Kinect rejected her.

Your mother is so big that you need 2 poke flutes to wake her up.

yo mama so old and mean, she is the original Angry Bird.

Yo Mama So Stupid, She Thought A Roblox was A Robot Made of Blocks.

Yo mama so ugly she's the reason why Sonic runs fast!

yo mama so fat that she counts as a 5 kill streak on Call Of Duty.

yo mama so ugly, when she played Baldis Basics she got instant detention.

Yo mama so fat the developers of Forza Motorsport 5 for Xbox One used her as a playable track in the game.

Yo mama so ugly, when she played Minecraft all the enderman teleported away to another server.

Yo mama is so stupid that when she played five nights at freddys she stuffed her self in a costume

Yo mama so fat, SHE is a board on the MARIO PARTY GAMES!

Yo mama so ugly in FNAF shes the reason the marionette cries.

Yo mama so fat that she gets jealous of Pac-Man and all the pellets he gets to eat.

Yo momma is so fat when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, Freddy found her and couldn't fit her in a costume.

Yo momma so ugly, the ender dragon took one look at her and dropped dead.

yo mama so fat, that her splash attack actually does damage.

Yo mama so stupid,when she played Five Nights At Freddy's, she put stuffed herself in the suit

yo mama so ugly when she used the kinect Microsoft renamed it the dis connect

Yo momma so fat, she only has to jump up and down once to beat candy crush.

yo mama sooooooooooo ugly that freddy fazbear even runs away.

Yo mama's so stupid I said something about Pikachu and she said "Bless You!"

Yo Mama's so fat, she was considered as a map for Forza Horizon

yo mamas so fat she crashed the fortnite servers

Yo Mommas like a video game, she's Rated E for everyone.

Yo mama so ugly, she's the reason Minecraft ghasts eyes are closed.

Yo mamas so ugly she's the reason Eyeless Jack is eyeless.

Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow that whenever she opens her mouth, people throw Pokeballs at her teeth because they thought it was Pikachu.

Yo mama's so stupid, when she tried to play Animal Jam, she took out a gun and said, "We're goin' hunting!"

Yo mama so ugly the animatronic animals from Five Nights at Freddy's ran away the moment they saw her.

Yo mama so ugly she broke fix-it-Felix jr.'s hammer.

Yo momma so ugly her "good side" is considered a fatality in Mortal Kombat.

Yo mama so poor, she still works the night shift at Freddy Fazbears Pizzeria.

Yo mama is so ugly when she played assassins creed she killed a Templar just by looking at him

Yo momma so dumb she married the father from "Who's Your Daddy".

Yo mama is so fat when she plays slither.io she is immediately in first place.

Yo mama so fat, she evolves from Groudon.

Yo mama is so fat, she is heavier than a Iron Golem.

Yo mama's so ugly when she was playing GTA everybody got murdered.

Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on my 3DS she turned it into a 2DS.

yo mommas ass is so hairy donkey kong popped out and shouted "Only In America"

Yo mama is so fat freddy fazbear couldnt stuff her in a costume.

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