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Yo mama so ugly people from New Orleans are giving her money .
Yo mama so ugly I told her to take out the trash and she moved out of my house
Yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a
treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo Mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo mama so fat and ugly when she play Mortal Kombat, Scorpion said "Stay over there"
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras
Yo mama so ugly, when she looked in the mirror and said, "Bloody Mary three times."Bloody Mary put up sign said out of business"
Yo mamas so ugly she's the reason why Sonic the Hedgehog runs
Yo mama so ugly One Direction went the other way!
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say
"Wow, is it Halloween already?"
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mom so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest they said you should be a judge
Yo mama so ugly when there was a fire, the fireman carried her out, looked at her, and put her back in.
Yo mama is so ugly she walked in a restaurant the grade from the health inspector went from an A to a Z.
Yo Mama is so ugly that not even CSI could solve that mystery.
Yo momma so fat and ugly she made "One Direction" change their name to "Opposite Direction".
Yo mama is so ugly that even Scooby Doo couldn't solve that mystery.
yo mamma so ugly even Ripley wont believe it
Yo momma so ugly she got a cease and decist letter from Sear's photography.
yo mama so ugly when she lookes in the mirror Micheal Jackson sings beat it.
Yo mama so ugly she scared off flavor flav
yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up
yo mama so ugly that santa said ho ho holy shit
Yo mama so ugly must have been born on a highway because that is where most accidents happen.
Yo momma so ugly her bodywash is CLR: Calcium, Lime, and Rust
yo mama is so ugly, I put pictures of her on my car to prevent my radio from getting stolen.
Yo mama so ugly she scared the shit out of the toilet
Yo Mama So Ugly, she's the reason Slenderman has no eyes.
Yo mama so ugly,Bob the Builder took one look at her and said "We can't fix that!"
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo mama so ugly the local peeping-tom knocked on her door, and asked her to shut her blinds
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly she looks like a homeless Lorena Bobbit.
Yo mama so ugly everyone tries not to notice her
Yo mama so ugly they're thinking about moving Halloween to her birthday
yo mama so ugly slenderman ran away from her.
your mama's so ugly when Mario saw her, he used a cape feather and flew away.
Yo mama so ugly her parents had to tie a pork chop on her neck so the dog would play with her.
Yo Mama's so ugly, when she died, they couldn't even tell if she was human.
Yo mama so ugly your dad drinks at a bar and looks at her picture till she looks good before he goes home. .
Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo mama so ugly bullets refuse to kill her
Yo mama so ugly when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like she's been bobbing for apples in hot grease
Yo mama so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, they said thanks for bringing her back
Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo Mama so ugly when she puts makeup on she is even uglier!
yo mama so ugly she made dirt look like a super model
yo mama so ugly when one direction was heading torwards her they went the other way
Yo mama so ugly they feed her with a frisbee
Yo mama so ugly she got a prescription mirror
yo momma so ugly, when she goes into a strip joint, they pay her to keep her cloths on
Yo momma so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped everybody
yo momma so ugly that when her time was up the angel of death took her soul instead.
Yo mama so ugly she went into a haunted house and walked out with an application
Yo mama so ugly, pictures of her have the disclaimer "Viewer descresion is advised"
Yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury
Yo mama so ugly her reflection gives her the finger
Yo mama so ugly she has the booty of a stripper and the face of a trucker
Yo mama so ugly she went to a haunted house, when she came out the other side, they gave her an application
Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't
have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mama so ugly they cut godzilla so she could make a movie
Yo mama so ugly she made freddie krueger and jason commit suicide
Yo mama so ugly Handy Manny wouldn't introduce her to Mr. Lopart
yo mama's so ugly her face should be regestired as a lethal weapon.
Yo mama so ugly that when god was handing out looks she was last in line
Your mama so ugly that if I had a dog that looked like her I would shave its ass and teach it to walkbackwards
Yo mama's so ugly ,she had to put a pair of balls under her chin just to get a dog to lick her!
yo mama is so ugly when she went to the bank they had to turn the surveillance cameras off
Yo mama so ugly she can't buy mirrors unless there is a bag over her head.
yo mama so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and they said sorry no professionals.
Yo mama so ugly that your own grandma left her at the park and got charged for littering.
Yo mama so ugly she's only allowed to go out on October 31st.
Yo mama has a fanny like an axe-wound in a gorilla's back.
Yo mama so ugly ,if ugliness was a brick she'll be the GREAT WALL OF CHINA
Yo mamma so ugly that handy Mandy said "We can't fix it...lets leave...muy rapido"
You so ugly yo mama had to feed you with a slingshot.
Yo mama so ugly that yo daddy's breath smells like shit cause he'd rather kiss her ass.
Yo momma so ugly when she took out the trash and waited for the garbage truck, the truck took her.
Yo mama so ugly when she step outside all the car alarms started going off start
playing why you so ugly you got me crying.
Yo mama so ugly that the only person that wanted to sleep with her was a dog.
Yo mama so ugly that she looks like she's pissed in more sinks than she's washed in.
your moms so ugly when she was a lesbian even medusa wouldn't date her
Yo Mama so ugly, she made the Back Street Boys go Front.
Yo momma is so ugly her own ass refused to marry her
yo momma so fat and ugly that when she took a shower that it broke and when she looked in the mirror it broke
Yo mama so ugly she's only been married once.
Yo mama so ugly, even Jabba The Hut said "DAMN!"
Yo mama so ugly she is MJ's nose twin.
Yo mama so ugly, when she took a bath and it turned into shit water.
YO MAMA SO UGLY..................WELL JUST LOOK AT YOU............
Yo mama so ugly, her license plate reads, UGLY I ain't got no alibi
yo momma so, ugly when she died and St Peter saw her, he said, "are you kidding me you to ugly to go to heaven"
Yo mama was so ugly the day she born her father made a smokey glass cradle
Yo mamma so ugly she made yoda talk straight.
Yo mama was so ugly that she went to Ms. ugly contest and she got disqualified for being too ugly.
Yo mama so ugly she had to trick or treat over the phone
Yo mama so ugly she cant even have a good conversation with sumbody with letting them run away first
Yo mama so ugly she is MJ's nose twin
Yo mama so ugly she give Freddie Kruger nightmares.
Yo mama so ugly, when she stepped out of my car, I got fined for littering.
Yo mama's so fat, when Santa saw her, he said, "ho ho holy shit! That's an ugly bitch!"
Yo mama has a face like she was set on fire & put out with a golf shoe!
Yo mama so ugly her birth certificate was an apology from the condom factory
Yo mama so ugly she made the devil go to church
Your Mama's so ugly when yo daddy took her to a restaurant the waiter said "Sorry, no dogs allowed."
Yo mama so ugly her pillow cries at night
Yo mama so ugly that when someone looks at her, they die instantly
Yo mama looks like she's been bobbing for apples in a chipper.
yo mama so ugly that its illegal for her to go outside!
Yo mama so ugly she looked in the mirrior and the glass cracked
Yo mama so ugly she entered the ugliest people contest and she won 1st 2nd and 3rd.
Yo mama is so ugly she makes blind kids cry!
Yo mama so ugly she scared the paint off the wall.
Yo mama has a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle
Yo mama so ugly she makes "Ugly Betty" look like a Victoria Secret Model.
Yo mama so ugly she made a curve go straight.
Yo Mama So ugly, when she smiles, her face hurt.
Yo Mama So ugly, her face is like she's been ram-raiding on a moped.
Yo mama so ugly she walked into the hood and scared the black off one of my home boys.
Yo mama so ugly when people see her face they say "Hey,lady!It ain't Halloween yet!"
Yo mama's so ugly she has to apply her makeup with a chainsaw
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, EVERY MIRROR IN THE WORLD BROKE!
Yo mama's so ugly when she look in the mirror her reflection run away
Yo mama is so ugly and fat, Satan took one look at her and said "Hellllllll No!"
Yo mama's so ugly that the Pillsbury Doughboy saw her and popped back into the tube
Yo mama's face just shows what can happen when you stick your head into a garbage disposal and go bobbing for leftovers
Yo momma so ugly, when she fell off the ugly tree, she hit every ugly branch on the way down!!
Yo Mama so ugly that yo daddy's breath smells like shit cause he'd rather kiss her ass.
yo mama so ugly a pitbull wouldn't bite her.
Yo mama is ugly people thinks she's yoda of star wars
Yo mama so damn ugly when reaches in her pockets money scatter like roaches
yo mama so teeth so ugly they be throw in up gang signs in each direction.
Yo mama so ugly that the pictures of her on the wall try to run away from themselves
yo mama so ugly she made the bogey man run away
your mama's so ugly does she had to sneak up on a glass just to get a drink of water
yo mama so ugly that yo daddy met her in the dog show.
Yo mama so ugly she invented blind dates.
yo mama so ugly that the Guantanamo Bay doesn't waterboard inmates anymore they use your mama's bikini pictures
Yo mama so fat and ugly, Fat Albert says "Hey Hey Hey,get away"
your mama is so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her parents
yo momma so ugly she couldnt get God to love her
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 days to dress up for halloween
yo momma so ugly she scared the shit out of the tollet.
Your momma is so ugly when she looks in the mirror Bloody Mary goes away
Yo mama is so ugly Shaggy asked Scooby if he would get near her for Scooby Snacks and he said "Hell No".
Yo mama so ugly she made Ray Charles flinch
Yo mama so ugly that she gets checks from Jerry's Kids
Yo momma so ugly, at thanksgiving dinner the turkey got up and left.
Yo mama so ugly she didn't just get hit by the ugly stick, she got hit by the whole DAMN TREE!!!
yo momma ugly when she walk down the street children start crying
Yo momma so ugly that they had to creamate her remains.
Yo momma so ugly they passed the law that she can only do online shopping.
your mama so ugly she jokingly asked the magic mirror who's the prettiest of them all and it replied "BITCH PLEASE not you!"
Yo mama so ugly that the Statue of Liberty laughed at her
Yo mama so ugly, Xbox Kinect rejected her.
Your mamas so ugly shes the reason cars have a reverse gear
Yo mama so ugly she recieved facial reconstruction for free
yo mama so ugly by the time she was born the doctor took one look and threw her in the trash.
yo mama so ugly she took christmas pictures and they refuse to print or load
yo mama so ugly that everytime she walks she gets charged for murder
Yo mama so ugly when she walked out of the pet store the alarm went off cashier is like sir you gonna pay for that
Yo mamma is so ugly , she looked into the mirror and her reflection killed her self !
yo momma so ugly when it rain and she go outside she still be dry.
Yo momma so ugly she killed her shadow.
Yo mamas so ugly, she's the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Your mama so ugly when she walks by an automated toilet it flushes
yo mama so ugly not even a dementor would suck her soul
Yo mama so Ugly that the mirror, mirror on the wall said she was the ugliest of them all. (then he cracked)
yo mama so ugly not even gold fish crackers smile back.
Yo mama so ugly she does not have to pay the rent because the landlord always walks away
Yo mama so ugly when she cries tears roll down her head backward to avoid her face
your momma so ugly, I once heard her lipstick scream
yo mama so ugly that when she went into the bank, they asked her to PUT ON a skimask
you mama so ugly every time she walk down the street the streets lights turn off even at night.
yo mama so ugly that when she went to god he said he didn't create her
Yo mama so ugly she broke fix-it-Felix jr.'s hammer.
yo mama so ugly she went to a stop sign and it said go
yo momma is ugly the that the news people try to report on her and she broke the camera
Yo momma so ugly she went to Taco Bell and every buddy ran for the border.
Yo mama so ugly her own dog can't stand to look at her
Yo mama is so ugly that she had to make claim with AFLAC
Yo mama so ugly she couldn't find a priest to officiate her wedding.
Yo mama is so ugly, she was on the cover of Ripley's Believe It Or Not as "The Most Terrifying Creature To Date."
Yo mama so ugly she answered the age old question "If looks could kill?"
Yo mama so ugly everyone thinks she's a vampire because her reflection ran away.
yo mama so ugly when she went to counter at Macy's the lady said there is not enough make up in the world.
Yo mama so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't come back
yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal, frown
Yo Momma is so ugly, even homeless people won't take her money!
yo mama so ugly and hairy when she went to get plastic surgery they said "sorry we don't work on donkeys"
Your mama is so ugly when see looked at the ocean it threw-up seaweed.
Yo mama's face was so ugly only a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could make her pretty.
yo mama is so ugly that when god sent her to the devil, the devil sent her back and said "Dont send me your sins."
Yo mama's so ugly, Shaggy and Scooby Doo wouldn't do her even for a scooby snack.
Your mum so ugly when she walked past I thought she was Susan Boyle.
Your mama so ugly, after she was born, she was taken to the animal shelter so they could euthanize her.
Yo momma so ugly when fat Albert ran away from her, he lost 50 pounds.
Your mom is so fat and ugly, Blue's Clues can't figure out what she is.
Yo mama is so ugly, she is a living pseudo-placenta.
if my dog were as ugly as your mom i'd shave its butt and teach it how to walk backwards.
Yo mama so ugly, when the Grinch came to steal Christmas, he left the wrapping paper and put it on her face.
Your mom is so ugly, she is the reason for Big Bang because she scared away the particles.
Yo mama is so ugly, that your birth certificate was the apology letter to the condom factory
Yo mama so ugly Moses regretted not adding an 11th commandment "Thou shall not look at your mother"
Yo mama so ugly she walked up to a cat and gave it a heartattack
Yo mama so ugly she went into the house of mirrors and it burned down.
Yo mamma is so ugly that when she went to the zoo, the zookeeper said "go back in your cage"
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