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Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Yo mama so stupid I told her to do the robot.....and now R2D2 has AIDS

Yo mama so stupid she thought Hamburger Helper came with a friend

Yo mama's so stupid that she got her fingers stuck in a website!

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama's so stupid she put two M&M's in her ears and thought she was listening go Eminem.

Yo mama is so stupid not even Google could translate her.

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Dogg's holiday album.

Yo mamma so stupid she thought Dunkin Donuts was a basketball team

Yo mamma is so stupid she gave birth to you on the I-75 because she heard thats where accidents happen

yo mamas so stupid she went to the beach to surf the internet

Yo mama so stupid she went to the library to find Facebook

Yo mama so stupid she thought the harlem shake was a drink.

Yo mama so stupid she went to the dentist to get her Bluetooth fixed

your momma so stupid she put catfood down her pants to feed her pussy!

Yo mama so stupid she thought if she hits someone with rice they will turn Chinese.

yo mama so stupid she sprayed a tree with axe body spray and thought it would fall down

Yo mama so stupid that I said check out this cool new website and she got a broom and said wheres the spider

Your mama so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew

Your momma is so stupid, she won't candy crush cause she has diabetes.

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.

Yo mama so stupid when the questionnaire asked sex? She put in M F and sometimes Wednesday.

Yo momma stupid she went to mcdonalds, got a hamburger, put a crown on it, and said burger king

Yo mama so stupid she talks in a envelope to send the voicemail

Yo mama so stupid when I told her to get the Febreeze, she went out side and said "Where's the Free Breeze?"

Yo mama is so stupid she thinks that Harlem shake is a drink

Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.

Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment"because she couldn't read

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

Yo mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox live

yo mama so stupid she went to Babies R Us and asked were the babies were

Yo mama so stupid that when I went to her house and said let me in........she opened the door and then pulled her pants down.

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

Yo mama is so stupid she tried to hotwire a trolley

Yo momma so stupid she got fired from a blow job

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo mama so stupid she wouldn't buy a gameboy because she was a girl

Yo mama so stupid she got a wig with christmas lights in it

Yo mama so stupid, she went into the YMCA thinking it was Macy's

Yo mama so stupid, I saw her running into a subway restaurant asking people if she was late

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

yo mama so stupid she thought a lightsaber had less calories

Yo mama so stupid she thought a tsunami was a kind of Japanese sushi.

Yo mama so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company

Yo mama so stupid she thought Tiger Woods was a forest in India

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

your mom is so stupid she thought she had to go to the dentists to get Bluetooth

Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.

Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo mama so stupid I rang the doorbell and she checked the microwave

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo momma so stupid she threw the clock out the window to see time fly!

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

Yo mama so stupid she thought TuPac Shakur was a jewish holiday

Yo mama's so stupid, when she was in the ROTC, the Sergeant told her to about-face and she said "what about my face?"

Yo mama so stupid she put cheese on my dad because he's a cracker

Yo mama so stupid she sent me a fax with a stamp on it

Yo mama so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order

Yo mama so stupid she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats

Yo Mama so stupid she fell off a boat and couldn't find the water!

yo momma so stupid I peed in the snow she pick it up and thougt it was a snow cone

Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone

Your mama so Stupid when i said One mans trash is another mans Treasure she jump in a trash bin

Yo mama so stupid she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate"

Yo mama so stupid she put lipsick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind

Yo mama so stupid she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK"

your moms so stupid when I told her that her birthday was just around the corner.....she went looking for it!

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Yo mama so stupid if you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get change back

Yo Mama so stupid she called me to ask for my phone number.

Yo mama so stupid they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade

Yo mama so stupid at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here"... she put "Sagittarius"

Yo mama is so stupid she tripped over a wireless controller.

Yo mama so stupid she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store

Yo Mama So Stupid She Thought The X-box Live was a concert!!

Yo mama so stupid if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless

Yo mama so stupid she studied for a blood test - and failed

Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train

Yo mama so stupid when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved

Yo mama so stupid when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill

Yo mama so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order

Yo mama so stupid she thought Fruit Punch was a gay boxer

Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

Yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car

Yo mama so stupid when asked what the capital of California was; answered "C"

Yo mama so stupid after losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.

Yo mama so stupid she couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.

Yo mama so stupid she got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years"

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in Furniture World and slept on the floor.

Yo mama so stupid she ordered a cheeseburger from McDonald's and said, "Hold the cheese".

Yo mama so stupid She went to Dr. Dre for a pap smear.

Yo mama so stupid she thought Hamburger Helper came with another person.

Ya mama so stupid she went out to the mall to get a wig and brought back a pig

Yo momma so stupid I told her christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it

Yo mama so stupid she studied for a blood test and failed.

Yo mama so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a piece of gum to come out

Yo mama so stupid I told her to buy a color tv and she said "What Color?"

Yo mama so stupid she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid she thinks socialism means partying.

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama so stupid if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change.

Yo mama so stupid she was on the corner giving out potato chips, yelling, "Free Lays!".

Yo mama so stupid when I was drowning and yelled for a life saver, she said, "Cherry or Grape?"

Yo mama so stupid when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the "Any" key.

Yo mama so stupid she took a knife to a drive by

Yo mama so stupid that she has to put lipstick on her forehead just to make-up her mind.

Yo mama so stupid that she went for a walk and stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.

Yo mama so stupid, she tripped over a WIRELESS network!

Yo mama so stupid, that she went to a clippers game for a haircut.

Yo mama so stupid, her teacher told her to get out a pen and paper, and she got out a hen and raped her.

Yo mommma so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she listenin to 50 cent.

Yo mama so stupid that when she went through the drive through she said can I get chilly I'm hot.

Yo mama so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory because she kept throwing away all of the W's.

Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish.

Yo mama so stupid when she went to heaven they said they were passing out brains, she thought they said trains so she said give me a slow one.

Yo mama so stupid she stared at an orange juice carton for 2 hours because it said concentrate.

Yo mama so stupid she looked in the mirror and said what the f**k you lookin at!

Ya mama so stupid she sold her refrigerator to buy groceries!

Yo mama so stupid she fell UP a flight of stairs.

Yo mamas so stupid that she has to put lipstick on her forehead just to make-up her mind.

Yo mama so stupid she was told to go away and she asked which way to go!

Yo momma so stupid that she went for a walk and stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.

Yo mama is so stupid she tried to drown a fish

yo mama so stupid even Albert Einstien couldn't tutor her

Yo mama is so stupid she tried to teach a bird how to fly

Yo momma so stupid when she went to heaven she asked why am I here

yo mamma so stupid that she sat on the t.v. and watched the couch

Yo mama so stupid when she went to court and the judge said order she said fries and coke please.

Yo Mama is so stupid , she put a quarter in each ear and said she is listening to Fifty Cents

yo mama soooo stupid that when her ink pen ran out of ink she asked where the pencil sharpener was!!!

Yo mama is so stupid that she asked you wats the number for 911

Your mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking mider and said " Wheres my gum ball."

Yo mama so stupid she threw a bird off a cliff.

Yo mama so stupid she thinks that a scholarship is a boat full of students

Yo mama so stupid she went inside a grocery store and she got locked up and she starved to death at the grocery store.

Yo mama so stupid she put a food stamp on her phone bill and tried to mail it.

Yo mama so stupid, she cut holes in her umbrella to see if it was raining!

Yo Mama So Stupid she thought the internet was something you catch butterflies with

yo mama so stupid she thinks that a scholarship is a boat full of students

Yo mama is so stupid a school bus passed by and she said go catch that twinkie

Yo mama is so stupid she put a piece of paper on the tv so she can watch paperview.

Yo mamma is so stupid she put a quarter in the parking meter and waited for a gumball to pop out.

Yo mama so stupid I took her to the club and said lets hit the dance floor and she started punchin the dance floor

Yo mama is so stupid she thought the you was the tv and the tv was the you

Yo mama is so stupid she bought a solar powered flash light

Yo mama so stupid she fell up a flight of stairs

yo mama so stupid she tries to use monopoly money at the grocery store

Yo momma so stupid that when she stopped at a stop sign she waited for it to turn green

Yo mama so stupid when I asked her to go to the super bowl with me she brought a spoon

Yo mama so stupid dat she saw a sign dat said turn left and she left to go back home.

Yo momma so stupid she opened up her phone and it said Sprint and she started running.

Yo mama so stupid she went to the doctor and said "I need a new ass because mine has a crack in it"

Yo mama stupid she drowned in death valley

your moms so stupid when the judge said "order!" she said "pie and chips please!"

Yo moma so fat, she doesn't fit in a shower, so they have to powerwash her down

you mama so stupid that she thought seaweed was something that FISH SMOKE!

yo momma so stupid when her tv was robbed she chased the robber saying they forgot the remote

your mom so fat and stupid that after I told her, she need to burn calories she lit herself on fire.

yo mama so stupid when the cop pulled her over and gave her a ticket she said "What movie are we going to see?"

yo mama so stupid she thought a jolly rancher was a gay cowboy.

Yo mama soo stupid, she made an appointment with Dr.Pepper

Yo mama so stupid, she took notes while watching the 'Three Stooges.'

Yo mama is so stupid that she got drunk for high school!

yo mama is so stupid she heard about the Rolling Stones she went out to the mountains and stated searching for them

Yo mama so stupid she thought a mugshot was where you went to get a picture of your mugs taken so she brought all her mugs to jail and got arrested for "joking around"

yo mama so stupid she made a blonde look smart.

Yo momma so stupid, .she failed Pre-K cause she couldn't scribble

Yo mama is so stupid that she died in a flight simulator.

yo momma so stupid she went to a Dodgers game looking for Daddy Yankee

Yo mama so stupid when she heard there was a serial killer on the loose she got captain crunch and put him in the closet and said I will protect you.

Yo mama so stupid she puts a quarter in a parking meeter and waits for a gum ball to come out

Yo mama so fat and stupid, she looked up and said "I CAN'T SEE AUSTIN MOON!"

Yo mama so stupid she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

Yo mama is so stupid she got locked in an Albertson's and staved

Yo mama so stupid when she went to court and the judge said order she said fries and a coke please

Yo momma so stupid when she got introduced to the internet she thought it was the new type of legging

Yo mama so stupid when her friend asked her "What was IQ test result?" she said "I came back negative"




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