Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid I told her to do the robot.....and now R2D2 has AIDS
Yo mama so stupid she thought Hamburger Helper came with a friend
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice
instead.
Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she
put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying
to makeup her mind.
Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went
home and got 16 friends
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with
a spoon
Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment"
because she couldn't read
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she wouldn't buy a gameboy because she was a girl
Yo mama so stupid she got a wig with christmas lights in it
Yo mama so stupid, she went into the YMCA thinking it was Macy's
Yo mama so stupid, I saw her running into a subway restaurant asking people if she was late
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the
dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo mama so stupid I rang the doorbell and she checked the microwave
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo mama so stupid she thought TuPac Shakur was a jewish holiday
Yo mama so stupid she put cheese on my dad because he's a cracker
Yo mama so stupid she sent me a fax with a stamp on it
Yo mama so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order
Yo mama so stupid she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
Yo mama so stupid she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate"
Yo mama so stupid she put lipsick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind
Yo mama so stupid she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK"
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
Yo mama so stupid if you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get change back
Yo mama so stupid they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade
Yo mama so stupid at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here"... she put "Sagittarius"
Yo mama so stupid she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store
Yo mama so stupid if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless
Yo mama so stupid she studied for a blood test - and failed
Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train
Yo mama so stupid when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved
Yo mama so stupid when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill
Yo mama so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order
Yo mama so stupid she thought Fruit Punch was a gay boxer
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car
Yo mama so stupid when asked what the capital of California was; answered "C"
Yo mama so stupid after losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.
Yo mama so stupid she couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.
Yo mama so stupid she got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years"
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in Furniture World and slept on the floor.
Yo mama so stupid she ordered a cheeseburger from McDonald's and said, "Hold the cheese".
Yo mama so stupid She went to Dr. Dre for a pap smear.
Yo mama so stupid she thought Hamburger Helper came with another person.
Yo mama so stupid she studied for a blood test and failed.
Yo mama so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a piece of gum to come out
Yo mama so stupid I told her to buy a color tv and she said "What Color?"
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks socialism means partying.
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama so stupid if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change.
Yo mama so stupid she was on the corner giving out potato chips, yelling, "Free Lays!".
Yo mama so stupid when I was drowning and yelled for a life saver, she said, "Cherry or Grape?"
Yo mama so stupid when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the "Any" key.
Yo mama so stupid she took a knife to a drive by
Yo mama so stupid that she has to put lipstick on her forehead just to make-up her mind.
Yo mama so stupid that she went for a walk and stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
Yo mama so stupid, that she went to a clippers game for a haircut.
Yo mama so stupid that when she went through the drive through she said can I get chilly I'm hot.
Yo mama so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory because she kept throwing away all of the W's.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama so stupid when she went to heaven they said they were passing out brains,
she thought they said trains so she said give me a slow one.
Yo mama so stupid she stared at an orange juice carton for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Ya mama so stupid she sold her refrigerator to buy groceries!
Yo mama so stupid she fell UP a flight of stairs.
Yo mamas so stupid that she has to put lipstick on her forehead just to make-up her mind.
Yo momma so stupid that she went for a walk and stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to drown a fish
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to teach a bird how to fly
yo mama so stupid when she went to heaven they said they were passing out brains she thought they said trains she said give me a slow one.
yo mamma so stupid that she sat on the t.v. and watched the couch
Yo mama so stupid when she went to court and the judge said order she said fries and coke please.
Yo Mama is so stupid , she put a quarter in each ear and said she is listening to Fifty Cents
yo mama soooo stupid that when her ink pen ran out of ink she asked where the pencil sharpener was!!!
Yo mama is so stupid that she asked you wats the number for 911
Your mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking mider and said " Wheres my gum ball."
Yo mama so stupid she threw a bird off a cliff.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks that a scholarship is a boat full of students
Yo mama so stupid she went inside a grocery store and she got locked up and she starved to death at the grocery store.
Yo mama so stupid she put a food stamp on her phone bill and tried to mail it.
Yo mama so stupid, she cut holes in her umbrella to see if it was raining!
yo mama so stupid she thinks that a scholarship is a boat full of students
Yo mama is so stupid a school bus passed by and she said go catch that twinkie
Yo mama is so stupid she put a piece of paper on the tv so she can watch paperview.
Yo mamma is so stupid she put a quarter in the parking meter and waited for a gumball to pop out.
Yo mama so stupid she fell up a flight of stairs
Yo mama so stupid when she went to court and the judge said order she said fries and a coke please
Yo mama so stupid when her friend asked her "What was IQ test result?" she said "I came back negative"
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