Yo mama's so strong, she can blow a bubble with a Now-N-Later.
Yo mama's so strong, she can gargle peanut butter.
Yo momma so strong, she can do the backstroke in mud
Yo mama's so strong she can blow a bubble with Jolly Ranchers
Yo mama so strong she drink Nutella through a straw!
Yo mama's so strong she makes Chuck Norris look like me.
Yo momma so strong, that DC Comics wanted her to be Wonder Woman.
Yo Momma so strong she ran the Boston Marathon wearing ankle weights
Yo mama so strong, the last person who hit on her is dead.
Yo mama so strong she can survive a severe allergic reaction without going to the hospital or an Epi-pen.
yo mama so strong she eats jaw breakers like marshmallows.
Yo momma so strong, she can turn peanuts into peanut butter
"You Think You Strong? You'll Never Be Half The Man Yo Mama Was!
Yo mama's fart is so strong, she farted in China and became the reason behind them eyes.