Yo Mama So Skinny Jokes - Yo Mama Jokes

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Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.

Yo mama's so skinny, her nipples touch.

Yo mama's so skinny, if she had a sesame seed on her head, she'd look like a push pin.

Yo mama's so skinny, if she turned sideways and stuck out her tongue, she would look like a zipper.

Yo mama's so skinny, she can see out the peephole with both eyes.

Yo mama's so skinny, she has to wear skis in the shower.

Yo mama's so shinny, she had to stand in the same place twice to cast a shadow.

Yo mama's so skinny, her pants have one belt loop.

Yo mama's so skinny, she can grate cheese on her ribs

Yo mama so skinny, she could dive through a fence

Yo mama's so skinny, if she had dreads I'd grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor.

Yo mama's so skinny, her bra fits better backward.

Yo mama's so skinny, when she holds her arms up she falls through her shirt and hangs herself

Yo mama's so skinny, she uses Chapstick for deodorant.

Yo mama's so skinny, both her nipples are touching

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared.

Yo mama so skinny, I could blind-fold her with dental floss.
Yo mama so skinny, she looks like a mic stand.
Yo mama so skinny, if she turned sideways and stuck out her tongue, she would look like a zipper.
Yo mama so skinny, when she wore her yellow dress, she looked like a #2 pencil.
Yo mama so skinny, she can see through the peephole with both eyes.
Yo mama so skinny, she can dodge rain drops.
Yo mama so skinny, she has to run around in the shower to get wet.
Yo mama so skinny, I gave her a piece of popcorn and she went into a coma.
Yo mama so skinny, if she had a yeast infection she'd be a Quarter Pounder with Cheese.
Yo mama so skinny, instead of calling her your parent, you call her transparent.
Yo mama so skinny, she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant.
Yo mama so skinny, she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad.
Yo mama so skinny, she inspires crack whores to diet.

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